The Hype! Recast Thread (Volume Four)

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Glad you like it t:

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Lulz. Why am I good vibrations? Just wanna know.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Top ten greatest songs of All Time (according to Rolling Stone Magazine)

10 - What'd I say - Mr. Terrific
9 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - WillardNation
8 - Hey Jude - Harls
7 - Johnny B. Goode - SymbioticToxin
6 - Good Vibrations - JustABill
5 - Respect - ComicChick
4 - What's Going on - E-man
3 - Imagine - Marx
2 - I can't get no Satisfaction - Chris Wallace
1 - Like a Rolling Stone (The original Forever Alone)- JP

I approve!t: Ray Charles is a legend!

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Lulz. Why am I good vibrations? Just wanna know.

You give off good vibes. Honestly 7, 8, and 9 were the hardest one to cast. The top 5 were pretty easy.

 

[BizarroAids]

I get to knock people out with Biz! NICE!

You just point me in the right direction, and I'll handle the rest.

 

[SymbioticToxin]

Top ten greatest songs of All Time (according to Rolling Stone Magazine)

10 - What'd I say - Mr. Terrific
9 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - WillardNation
8 - Hey Jude - Harls
7 - Johnny B. Goode - SymbioticToxin
6 - Good Vibrations - JustABill
5 - Respect - ComicChick
4 - What's Going on - E-man
3 - Imagine - Marx
2 - I can't get no Satisfaction - Chris Wallace
1 - Like a Rolling Stone (The original Forever Alone)- JP

Oh hell yes!

The Hangover:

Phil - The Original Bamfer
Stu - Kane52360
Alan - Enterthemadness
Doug - Marx
Chow - JP
Jade (the stripper) - Red Marvel
Tracy (Doug's Fiance) - Harls
Melissa (Stu's girfriend) - Angry Monkey
Sid (Tracy's father) - C. Lee
Eddie (Chapel owner) - Prison Mike
Officer Franklin (the white cop) - Aesop Rocks
Officer Garden (the black cop)- JustaBill
Dr. Valsh - SymbioticToxin
Black Doug - E-man
Mike Tyson - Mr. Terrific
Mike Tyson's fist - BizarroAids
Leonard (Mike Tyson's Right Hand Man) - Manic
Tyler/Carlos - Bruce Banner

You now what'd make this funnier? If I'd actually seen this movie.

I'd complain for the lulz that I was type-cast as the country bumpkin villain, but you know...I'll just take it and laugh silently instead.

How do you know I type-casted you? Maybe I picture you as a furry pink thing in overalls and a shotgun? Ever think of that?

 

[redmarvel]

A Bar Fight

Spoiler

Bartender- The Original Bamfer
Person too drunk to care about the fight- JP
Person who gets mad and asks, "Who threw that damn bottle!"- BizarroAids
Person who threw the bottle- Kane52630
Person who couldn't wait to grab a chair to hit somebody with- knowsbleed
Dude who takes off his shirt, goes outside to fight, and ends up missing the fight on the inside- Paroxysm
Person who screams and dives across the bar and clotheslines someone- JustABill
Person shanking people quietly with no affiliation- NotaHenchWench
Woman who people are fighting over- ComicChick
Dude shadowboxing in the background and ends up getting blindsided by a bottle to the head- ParkerWayne
Dude on the ground submitting a drunk with a kimura and ends up getting shanked by Henchy- WillardNation
Person going around hitting everyone over the head with a bottle- SymbioticToxin
Person who steals all the liquor in the mayhem, then goes home and sells it on eBay- Harls
Play by Play commentator- Vince McManic
Color Commentator- Super "The Brain" Ferret
Michael Cole- Aesop Rocks
Jack Swagger- Colossal Spoons
Person ignoring the mayhem and eating a nice bowl of chili- Marx
Ric Flair- Wooooooooooo!!!!
Person who does a hurricane kick across the room and out the door- Schlosser85
Person trying to reason with everyone through all the mayhem- CrashnBurn
Crazy dude that wasn't fighting until someone spilled beer on his Tasmanian tiger coat, then pulls out a minigun and scares everyone out the door- Hound55

Person coming in after the mayhem looking to flirt with all the men- Redmarvel

soooo true

 

[JP]

I should have cast redmarvel as Blanche's stories!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Mmmhmmm!

 

[Johnny Drama]

HELL

Satan- Mirko

Hell- Superhero Hype

Adolf Hitler- Thread Manager

Elvis Presley- Go Web Go!

Kurt Cobain- Ash J. Williams

Michael Jackson- Lighting Strykez

Elizabeth Taylor- JP

Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman- AndThePickles and Colossal Spoons

Ted Bundy- JAL

John Lennon- Eggyman

2pac- Crook

John F. Kennedy- Marx

Marilyn Monroe- redmarvel

Walt Disney- Bizarro Aids

Abraham Lincoln- Manic

Charles Manson- fresh prince

Rodney Dangerfield- Angel Faerie

James Dean- Johnny Drama

Nate Dogg- Doglips

Jefferey Dahmer- enterthemadness

Benjamin Franklin- SuperFerret

John Wayne- C. Lee

Selena- DBella

Jimmy Hoffa- Darthphere

"The Notorious BIG" Christopher Wallace- Chris Wallace

Paul Hogan- Hound55

Anna Nicole Smith- ComicChick

Sid and Nancy- Drakon & NotAHenchWench

Dennis Hopper- Anubis

Brittany Murphy- Harls

Patrick Swayze- Hunter Rider

Bea Arthur- The Original Bamfer

Farrah Fawcett- Logan's Runt

Frank Zappa- Gilpesh

Janis Joplin- Sensi

Isaac Hayes- Kane 52630

Bernie Mac- E-Man

Vincent Price- WillardNation

John Candy- Aesop Rocks

Chris Farley- Rando Aces

Mr. Rogers- Prison Mike

Chris Benoit- Star

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Now that one may be a bit controversial.

 

[Johnny Drama]

Apologies in advance?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Might be a good idea.

I'm happy, though I'm sure Bea is the most handsome angel in the men's choir in Heaven - they've been waiting for a bass like that!

 

[SymbioticToxin]

HELL

Satan- Mirko

Hell- Superhero Hype

Adolf Hitler- Thread Manager

Elvis Presley- Go Web Go!

Kurt Cobain- Ash J. Williams

Michael Jackson- Lighting Strykez

Elizabeth Taylor- JP

Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman- AndThePickles and Colossal Spoons

Ted Bundy- JAL

John Lennon- Eggyman

2pac- Crook

John F. Kennedy- Marx

Marilyn Monroe- redmarvel

Walt Disney- Bizarro Aids

Abraham Lincoln- Manic

Charles Manson- fresh prince

Rodney Dangerfield- Angel Faerie

James Dean- Johnny Drama

Nate Dogg- Doglips

Jefferey Dahmer- enterthemadness

Benjamin Franklin- SuperFerret

John Wayne- C. Lee

Selena- DBella

Jimmy Hoffa- Darthphere

"The Notorious BIG" Christopher Wallace- Chris Wallace

Paul Hogan- Hound55

Anna Nicole Smith- ComicChick

Sid and Nancy- Drakon & NotAHenchWench

Dennis Hopper- Anubis

Brittany Murphy- Harls

Patrick Swayze- Hunter Rider

Bea Arthur- The Original Bamfer

Farrah Fawcett- Logan's Runt

Frank Zappa- Gilpesh

Janis Joplin- Sensi

Isaac Hayes- Kane 52630

Bernie Mac- E-Man

Vincent Price- WillardNation

John Candy- Aesop Rocks

Chris Farley- Rando Aces

Mr. Rogers- Prison Mike

Chris Benoit- Star

I'm laughing from a good, healthy place after reading this.

 

[SuperFerret]

Johnny Drama's Inferno

 

[Prison Mike]

HELL

Mr. Rogers- Prison Mike

[YT]5Fk8SOGBEow[/YT]

 

[JP]

I'm loving all these creative recasts.

A bit jealous of Bamf, I'll admit.

 

[E-Man]

I'm living in hell but living wealthy.

*hopes no one figures out where that line came from*

 

[chaseter]

That means I went to Heaven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JP]

A good way to think about it.

 

[Manic]

Oh the depravity!

 

[Angry Monkey]

HELL

Adolf Hitler- Thread Manager

Bea Arthur- The Original Bamfer

:

 

[Sawyer]

I dont think I've ever been so happy to not be included...

 

[BizarroAids]

LOL I'm Walt Disney.

Nice one Johnny!

 

[SuperFerret]

:

Bamf is so Bea and you know it.