The Mighty Boosh Quotes

[Captain_BluTac]

Okay these blokes are legendary so I think it's time they get their own quotes thread. Links to crimps etc are aceptable.

Howard Moon: I'm an explorer.
Vince Noir: I thought you were a writer?
Howard Moon: I do many things. I span the genres - they call me the genre spanner.
Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner...

The Hitcher: Aagh! It hurts! It burns! You've liquified me, you slags!

Vince Noir: [grabbing book] Look at this one!
Naboo: Don't touch that!
Vince Noir: All right! Easy!
Naboo: This is black magic. This is hardcore. Don't mess with the occult.
Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you.
Naboo: What?
Vince Noir: Well, you know, good for your digestive system.
Naboo: That's Yakult!
Vince Noir: Oh, yeah...

 

[cryptic name]

"500 Euros?! You won't see penny one from me, YOU SLAG!!!!"

"Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"

 

[Captain_BluTac]

"500 Euros?! You won't see penny one from me, YOU SLAG!!!!"

"Ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"

After watching that episode me and my mates tried to drink baileys from a trainer, it sort of leaked and tasted of sweaty feet, but it was funny.

 

[ttotheusher]

"I'm Old Greg" is classic.

 

[Ratcrawler]

This is like the greatest line to enter a party with EVER...


"Is he Christ!?" lol

 

[Captain_BluTac]

"Feel my chewy justice"