The North Korean Situation

[Hobgoblin]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/06/18/nkorea.missile.ap/index.html

US and Japanese intelligence have found that North Korea may be 48 hours from test launching a missile capable of hitting the US. Japan may take the issue to the UN Security Council.

Ok, so if the North Koreans launch the missile, what do you think will happen?

 

[Boom]

This **** is ****ing crazy!

 

[Slipknot]

They did the same thing in 1998. They'll just launch it into the Pacific Ocean. I doubt anything serious will happen... although, who knows.

 

[Danger Mouse]

If in the unlikely event that North Korea launches missiles to the US, Iran launches missiles to the US, and Al-Qaeda begins surgical strike on US soil...

... I get to watch it all on TV while China reaps the spoils of war.

For whatever the reason, malicious or otherwise, everybody seem to have their missiles pointed at the US.

 

[ScrnNmsSuck]

The U.S. would respond appropriately, including by taking the necessary measures to protect ourselves,"

http://news.yahoo.com/fc/world/north_korea

 

[Slipknot]

North Korea is not going to launch a missle and hit the United States. Theyvery worst they could do is hit Alaska... and why the hell would they want to hit Alaska?

 

[Bat Attack]

Eskimo Pies.

 

[Truthteller]

If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!

Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

LOL, this sounds like a Kim Jong thread.
"I like George Bush, but he won't give me his MSN. should I launch a tactical nuclear strike to get his attention?"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!

Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life!

Lol, you crazy.
A missile could dislodge the ark and some petrified dung could pour out, proving that God loves us all and wants 10% of our paychecks.

 

[black_dust]

You guys will most likely fire one at yourselfs as an excuse to invade

 

[Darthphere]

"Bring it on!"

-George W. Bush.

 

[comicgirl]

If they did some kind of half-baked two-bit duck 'n' jive stuff like that we should send the whole lot of 'em out to find the ****ty ****in' Noah's Ark!

Danm lame brains tryin' to ruin my life!

 

[Superman79]

Great, just freakin great...JOng Il needs attention again.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/07/04/korea.missile/index.html

 

[TheSumOfGod]

I'm not posting in this thread.

 

[kainedamo]

Maybe more attention should be payed to the Isrealis, who for the past few weeks have been blowing up innocent Palestinians.

 

[black_dust]

Move in a kill people then, thats what normaly happens with you guys

 

[DOG LIPS]

"I'm so roneree. So roneree. Feew rike a bird in a cage."

 

[Immortalfire]

All we need is this to happen, and then we can take out Jong Ill with no trouble. He would cower before our new commander in chief's might:

We all know Decepticons hide out in NK.

 

[Mee]

He could just release an album or a sex tape for attention, he doesn't have to shoot stuff.

 

[deemar325]

I think it's high time we go overthere and shove a knife in Kim Jong's ribcage.

 

[black_dust]

"I'm so roneree. So roneree. Feew rike a bird in a cage."

"It is inberatbale" "Thigs are going to inaerabalely change" "InBERATBALE JESUS OPEN YOUR ****ING EARS!"

 

[Mee]

I think it's high time we go overthere and shove a knife in Kim Jong's ribcage.

Go ahead, I'll stay here and uh...keep watch.

 

[deemar325]

Go ahead, I'll stay here and uh...keep watch.

Already been to S.Korea so I'd have no problem going overthere.

 

[JLBats]

I'm not posting in this thread.

...Thanks, we would have wondered where you were had you not said this first.