The Official "How Bad Did 'Sony' Just Get Pwned At X06?" Thread

[THWIP*]

IT'S LIKE A "YO MAMA" JOKE THREAD.........JUST POST WHATEVER COMES TO MIND. I'LL START.


'SONY' JUST GOT PWNED SO BAD........


A COLLECTIVE "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!" IS STILL ECHOING THROUGHOUT JAPAN.

KRAZY KEN'S GREAT GRANDFATHER FELT A PAIN IN HIS GROIN.

'GODZILLA' SAID "OH S**T........JAPAN JUST GOT DESTROYED!!"

KAZ HIRAI YELLED "HALOOOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAAARS!!!"

BLU-RAY, JUST GOT EVEN BLUER.

HOWARD STRINGER SAID "POTENTIALLY......WE'RE SCREWED"





MORE LATER.

 

[블라스]

Don't involve Godzilla in this!

But yeah, Sony got owned pretty bad

 

[THWIP*]

Don't involve Godzilla in this!

But yeah, Sony got owned pretty bad

HE'S PERFECTLY SUITED FOR THIS............NOBODY EVERY PWNED JAPAN MORE THAN "GOZIRRA".

 

[블라스]

Gojira

 

[THWIP*]

Gojira

YEAH, HIM.

 

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Gojira

YEAH, HIM.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Sony got owned so bad...

... Afrika... *snicker*

LOL!!!

 

[TheCardPlayer]

Halo Wars and Peter Jackson killed Sony right there.

 

[TrailerCues]

You should also include the fact that Microsoft owned not only Sony but Blu-Ray as well

 

[SpiderFan17]

Halo Wars, the announcements about exclusive content (GTA4) and games (Splinter Cell 5 ONLY for 360. BOOYAH!), and the total burn on GT HD while promoting Forza. THAT is how a presentation is done effectively. I can't wait to see Sony's thrilling rebuttal.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Microsoft went on an hours-long owning spree and never let up for a second.

 

[THWIP*]

Halo Wars, the announcements about exclusive content (GTA4) and games (Splinter Cell 5 ONLY for 360. BOOYAH!), and the total burn on GT HD while promoting Forza. THAT is how a presentation is done effectively. I can't wait to see Sony's thrilling rebuttal.

NOT TO MENTION THE DIGS AT 'SONY' FOR COPYING 'LIVE', AND SHOWING UP IN EUROPE 5 MONTHS LATE.

 

[블라스]

Is the presentation downloadable yet?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Not yet, but it will be eventually.

 

[CM Punk]

Not yet, I keep checking Xbox Live for it, but it's not up yet. This is awesome. The best thing Sony's announced all year has been an xbox port that they won't even get the sequel of, and then Microsoft does this. This was corporate aggravated assault

 

[WhatsHisFace]

That was friggin corporate non-consentual molestation.

 

[CM Punk]

Full Conference, where Microsoft shoots a hot load into Sony's bowels

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm gonna have to watch that later, I have math class!

 

[Axid]

Wait, how did they burn GT HD? I just got home and discovered all this amazingness since I forgot aaaaalllll about X06 starting this morning

 

[CM Punk]

GTHD is a part of PS3s lineup, and they pretty much destroyed that, so I'd guess that was a burn. They also said something about Forza 2 and PGR4 coming with cars AND tracks already in the game, which is a huge burn on GTHD since that game is a POS that requires you to buy them individually.

 

[THWIP*]

Wait, how did they burn GT HD? I just got home and discovered all this amazingness since I forgot aaaaalllll about X06 starting this morning

WELL, THEY SHOWED 'FORZA 2', BASICALLY.

 

[Axid]

GTHD is a part of PS3s lineup, and they pretty much destroyed that, so I'd guess that was a burn. They also said something about Forza 2 and PGR4 coming with cars AND tracks already in the game, which is a huge burn on GTHD since that game is a POS that requires you to buy them individually.

Doesn't really surprise me

"The PLAYSTATION 3 will not come with a power cord. We feel this is a necessary step, since many people may have different outlet setups in their homes."

Believe me, it will come soon.

 

[hippie_hunter]

I would agree that Sony had a rather horrible showing at TGS. Microsoft is the winner this year.

 

[Fran]

Second best thread of the day... behind mine

 

[WhatsHisFace]

There's been some intense stuff going on.