The Parker Doctrine

[Sawyer]

*begins chanting*

MRS. SAWYER!

MRS. SAWYER!

MRS. SAWYER!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!!!

 

[JP]

Triton >>>

 

[DarkSentinel]

*begins chanting*

MRS. SAWYER!

MRS. SAWYER!

MRS. SAWYER!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!!!

MRS. SAWYER!!!!!

 

[KevanG]

I'd vote for you to be named Mrs Sawyer just so you can start a big long tirade about how it's not a big deal and how manly you are and for Sawyer to say "That's nice. Come along dear."

 

[SpideyFan866]

Wayne Parker

 

[Sawyer]

That's mediocre.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I want to meet this Mrs. Sawyer. I hear she is quite lovely.

 

[SpideyFan866]

That's mediocre.

So is Mrs. Sawyer.

 

[Sawyer]

Nuh uh.

 

[SpideyFan866]

Uh huh

 

[DarkSentinel]

It's egotistically mediocre.

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Mrs. Sawyer

It's the only way to be sure...

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Mrs. Sawyer? That's the best you guys can do? I give you guys gold and this is what you guys do with it so far?

You guys got three days until a poll is added. Get more creative.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Mr Sawyer?

 

[Sawyer]

Shut up and take your title, lady.

 

[Piper Maru]

LostSucks4Life

 

[ThePhantasm]

MRS. SAWYA

or nothing

 

[Sawyer]

Parker Maru

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Mrs. Sawyer? That's the best you guys can do? I give you guys gold and this is what you guys do with it so far?

You guys got three days until a poll is added. Get more creative.

What about Tarzan McLeod?
I said it on page 1, and stand by it.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Aziz, stop trying to make Tarzan McLeod happen! Its not going to happen!

 

[Sawyer]

If not Mrs. Sawyer, I'll also accept Parker's name being changed to Jerry Gergich.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Aziz, stop trying to make Tarzan McLeod happen! Its not going to happen!

Sawyer related names are too predictable.
My suggestion is something different.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

If not Mrs. Sawyer, I'll also accept Parker's name being changed to Jerry Gergich.

You son of a b***h.

 

[ThePhantasm]

Sawyer related names are too predictable.
My suggestion is something different.

You are never predictable, Aziz, I'll give you that

 

[Piper Maru]

Parker Maru

Piper Wayne
Parker-Aziz
DarkSawyerMind
Smuckers