The PARKER POSEY superhero movie curse! Which did she suck in worse?

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Ok, i absolutley hated Blade:Trinity with a passion, one of the reasons was the lackluster villan lead played by Parker Posey. I had never heard of her before Trinity but hear she's popular in the indy film circuit. I saw Superman Returns on Sunday, and to my dismay...it sucked worse than Hulk-if that's possible!

Now my theory is a bit harsh, but is it me or is Parker Posey the bad luck charm that keeps making these films fail? Keep a superstitous mind open here guys....but it may be true!

your thoughts......
 
Yeah, I'm not a fan a Parker Posey either. She plays a b**ch so often, you gotta wonder if it just comes naturally.
 
Dude, 2 movies does not constitute a curse.:rolleyes:
Let's give her one more chance in the role of Wonder Woman and then we'll see.
 
I say she sucked in Blade Trinity more. I didn't mind her so much in Superman Returns.

I did hate the imitation Miss Tessmacher Singer/writers made of her character. I can't blame her for that.

However in Trinity, her offbeat/odd performance, I blame her more for that. She was supposed to evoke some menace. At least be somewhat of a credible foil for Blade and the Nightstalkers. But she failed miserably.

If I had been Drake, I would've slaughtered all of those vamps, except Triple H. Would've kept him as a bodyguard. The rest were so limp it was pathetic compared to the vamps in the first two movies.
 
Golgo13:The Hitman said:
Ok, i absolutley hated Blade:Trinity with a passion, one of the reasons was the lackluster villan lead played by Parker Posey. I had never heard of her before Trinity but hear she's popular in the indy film circuit. I saw Superman Returns on Sunday, and to my dismay...it sucked worse than Hulk-if that's possible!

Now my theory is a bit harsh, but is it me or is Parker Posey the bad luck charm that keeps making these films fail? Keep a superstitous mind open here guys....but it may be true!

your thoughts......
Aaaannnd you're done.
 
I saw Blade 2 on long island iced teas and percoset and I've got to say, it was an incredible experience.
That's one reason I never watched Blade:Trinity, my only percoset hook-up is my doctor and my friend's doctor and they're both tight with that s***.:down
 
I haven't seen Superman Returns, but I was not happy when I heard she was in it. She always seems to play annoying characters. Plus she's not a good actress IMO.

I think her worst role was in Scream 3. I mean that movie was bad enough as it was, but she certainly helped make it worse. She was soooooooooo annoying in that. I kept wishing she would die quickly. But her character was one of the last ones to die at the end :(
 
For me, she was the highlight of Superman Returns.
 
I think she sucked worse in Blade.

...Because she was a vampire! Whoooo!

Get out.
 
Wasn't she in that stupid Pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon?
 
She didn't suck in either of them, she's one of the few redeeming qualities in both.

Blade: Trinity had a mediocre writer and a worse director at the helm, and SR curse was the same thing that destroyed the X-Men films, Singer (the most incompetent hack in mainstream Hollywood today) struck again.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Now you can write for Jay Leno.:up:
Nah, it took all I had just to post that, I gots no more left. :(
 
I very much disliked her in SR, so I'll have to go with that.

Honestly, she comes across as annoying in the few films I have seen her in. The less I see her in future comic book films, the better.
 
I had sex with Parker Posey once. It didn't warrant a sequel, so I killed her, and she's dead right about now. So I don't think you'll have to worry about her returning to Superhero flicks.
 
Blade:Trinity. She really didn't bother me in SR. Hell, I even liked her in the train set scene.
 
I think she should've said "wow, that's really something Lex" two more times. One to make it an even 3, and another one for Lex to *****-slap her.

I liked it when she teared up, but the Tessmacher remake was a tad lame.
 
Kipobe said:
I think she should've said "wow, that's really something Lex" two more times. One to make it an even 3, and another one for Lex to *****-slap her.

I liked it when she teared up, but the Tessmacher remake was a tad lame.
Where's that pic someone had...from that scene, and they had written "Wait For It!" on said pic.
 
It's in that one thread that I've nver seen.
 
Considering I didn't mind her at all in Superman Returns, i'll say she was worse in Blade: Trinity (which she sucked in).
 

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