The "Say exactly what you want to say about ******" signup thread

[SuperFerret]

This was funnier than anything Dane Cook has ever said.

If you'd like I could type it again while making violently exaggerated gestures and emphasizing words inappropriately.

 

[Hound55]

If you'd like I could type it again while making violently exaggerated gestures and emphasizing words inappropriately.

Could you arrange for someone else to type it again whilst making violently exaggerated gestures and emphasizing words inappropriately?

Because that's what makes real comedy. Stolen material altered to make it worse...

 

[SuperFerret]

Who did Cook supposedly steal from again? I ask because I'm totally of the belief that whatever Mencia stole from Rogan, Mencia did better. Not that either is all that good. (I genuinely liked Mencia before his head got swollen and he Seth MacFarlaned.)

 

[Kane52630]

Who did Cook supposedly steal from again?

Louis CK and several others.

 

[SuperFerret]

Oh, right. I remember that. Eh, still, unless the wording is 100% the same, there's no real way to tell if something is really stolen or not. Ideas are everywhere. I've quoted comedians on numerous occasions without even realizing that I didn't come up with the idea of the joke myself, and only remembered because someone's called me on it.

Dane Cook is still terrible.

 

[enterthemadness]

Bamf may be a jerk to some people, but you shouldn't compare anyone to Dane Cook. Not even Dane Cook deserves that, and he's Dane Cook.

Dane Cook is a funny guy, even more funny when watching his stand-up. However, like Nickelback, he's overrated. Still, I think Bamf is cool and funny, just....pulling one over him.

Also in the small amount of comedians I've seen and like, Steve Bryne, Fluffy, and Joe Rogan are better than Dane. ^_^ I still have most of Cook's CD's.

 

[WillardNation]

Who did Cook supposedly steal from again? I ask because I'm totally of the belief that whatever Mencia stole from Rogan, Mencia did better. Not that either is all that good. (I genuinely liked Mencia before his head got swollen and he Seth MacFarlaned.)

You have officially spent way too much time among animals. Their horrible sense of humor has rubbed off on you.

 

[enterthemadness]

Let me ask, is Fluffy & Steve Byrne regarded as good? I want to know if I have any taste in stand up. Annnnnnnd go, WN.

 

[WillardNation]

By "Fluffy" do you mean Gabriel Iglesias? I thought he was funny when I first saw his stand up way back in the day. Haven't seen anything from him recently. Not sure who Steve Byrne is.

 

[enterthemadness]

By "Fluffy" do you mean Gabriel Iglesias? I thought he was funny when I first saw his stand up way back in the day. Haven't seen anything from him recently. Not sure who Steve Byrne is.

Yes, ^_^ Fluffy.

Byrne is the guy with Mac and Cheese joke. Um...he's had two specials on ComedyCentral. Got a third one this year and a TBS show executive produced by Vince Vaughn. He's the Irish-Korean dude...skinny...

 

[WillardNation]

Never seen any of his stand up.

 

[enterthemadness]

Never seen any of his stand up.

O_O YouTube!

 

[ComicChick]

CC, let's get this started again! The community is getting stale without deathmatch or 15 minutes.

i have no problem with it

 

[WillardNation]

Yeah!

 

[Hound55]

Louis CK and several others.

Billy Connolly was another.

F*** Dane Cook.

 

[EML420]

Dane Cook actually accused Steve Byrne of stealing his essence lol im not kidding.

 

[craigdbfan]

Pablo Francisco is a great comedian. Guy has me in stitches. Mitch Hedberg is another one. Those guys are quality.

 

[Godzilla2000]

You know, it's not really like I need to sign up in order to say exactly what I want to say.

 

[AxlsAppetite]

Pablo Francisco is a great comedian. Guy has me in stitches. Mitch Hedberg is another one. Those guys are quality.

He sweats like a beast. Everytime time I see one of his special it reminds me of that Diablos scene in Bedazzled.

 

[Hound55]

Mitch Hedberg's dead.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If Craig's a fan, I'm pretty sure he'd know that already. If not, he's in for one helluva shock.

Hedberg was a very unique talent. As far as deceased comics go, I'd take Hedberg over Hicks any day.

 

[Hound55]

I preferred Hicks, but you're right in so much as there's less unique people out there like Hedberg and Wright.

Most of the people out there like those two have blatantly stolen material from those few (Wright in particular) in the first place.

 

[craigdbfan]

If Craig's a fan, I'm pretty sure he'd know that already. If not, he's in for one helluva shock.

Hedberg was a very unique talent. As far as deceased comics go, I'd take Hedberg over Hicks any day.

Agreed, Hedberg was awesome.

He was lightyears ahead of most comedians. Damn speedball.

He sweats like a beast. Everytime time I see one of his special it reminds me of that Diablos scene in Bedazzled.

He moves around a lot and his acts with voice impersonations don't seem easy so I can see why he sweats profusely.

 

[Kane52630]

i have no problem with it

Alright then, so who's going to be up first?

 

[enterthemadness]

Alright then, so who's going to be up first?

Me. The Hype's Goal? Roast me so bad, I leave forever. I look forward to your attempts.