HR-PUFF&STUFF
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The top ten signs that you just had sex with William Shatner
10. Will not use a condom, but keeps his toupee and girdle on
9. Calls his penis Scotty; continually asks for more power
8. Music to get him in the mood was the fight song from “Amok Time”
7. Pillow talk is over acted
6. Refers to home base as “Warp Nine”
5. After sex he points to the door and says "impulse power"
4. Hates a woman with pubic hair; calls it his “Trouble with Tribbles”
3. Anal is refereed to as “Boldly going where no man has gone before”
2. Dramatic pauses between thrusts
1. He screamed KHAN! When he climaxed
10. Will not use a condom, but keeps his toupee and girdle on
9. Calls his penis Scotty; continually asks for more power
8. Music to get him in the mood was the fight song from “Amok Time”
7. Pillow talk is over acted
6. Refers to home base as “Warp Nine”
5. After sex he points to the door and says "impulse power"
4. Hates a woman with pubic hair; calls it his “Trouble with Tribbles”
3. Anal is refereed to as “Boldly going where no man has gone before”
2. Dramatic pauses between thrusts
1. He screamed KHAN! When he climaxed
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