The Vatican creates Ten Commandments for drivers

[terry78]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_road_rage

 

[Matt]

Is this some kind of joke?

 

[blind_fury]

What a hack job.

and it trivializes the original Ten Commandments.

How are we supposed to take any of this crap seriously knowing the Vaticatan makes s--t up as they go along?

 

[Darthphere]

Oy.

 

[Addendum]

Until the vatican made this announcement, I never knew that I was supposed to be a responsible and safe driver whilst behind the wheel.

Thank you Captain Obvious, I mean those people in the vatican that wasted time compiling this stuff that a person denser than a hunk of steel the size of the Empire State Building wouldn't know, even though they took that driver's ed course in high school, and had a copy of THE RULES OF THE ROAD for the written test before they actually obtained their license.

So what will be the next major announcement made by the vatican? Wait half an hour after eating before swimming? Don't spit into the wind? Don't tug Superman's cape? Don't take the mask off the Lone Ranger?

The world is dying to know.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

wha..???

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

am i the only that think the vatican has made thier own laws considering the catholic religion and such? and interepreting tghe bible in thier own way.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

omg

Um.........YES, the Vatican has made up it's own laws and does interpret the Bible in it's own way, so, you're not the only one.



Jesus.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

omg

Um.........YES, the Vatican has made up it's own laws and does interpret the Bible in it's own way, so, you're not the only one.



Jesus.

so back in the old days did the vatican just made up its hierarchy and eventually led to the creation of the pope? i mean,why does the pope even exist? my female friend who is catholic says that people who has "spoken to god" or have some sort of deep relationship with him are chosen to beome pope.

 

[Darthphere]

am i the only that think the vatican has made thier own laws considering the catholic religion and such? and interepreting tghe bible in thier own way.

omg

Um.........YES, the Vatican has made up it's own laws and does interpret the Bible in it's own way, so, you're not the only one.



Jesus.

Excellent.

 

[Green Goblin 1964]

so back in the old days did the vatican just made up its hierarchy and eventually led to the creation of the pope? i mean,why does the pope even exist? my female friend who is catholic says that people who has "spoken to god" or have some sort of deep relationship with him are chosen to beome pope.

I think she means saint. not pope

 

[Ice-man]

thout shall not covent thy neighbors car.

 

[Immortalfire]

Is there one that says, "Thou shalt use the turn signal"? Because there are too many idiots on the road that don't use them

 

[terry78]

^Agreed. Why do you even have them if you don't use it? My old man and sister are notorious for this.

 

[Obi-Ron]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070619/ap_on_re_eu/vatican_road_rage

A competent reporter would have included those "commandments" somewhere in the story.

 

[PhotoJones]

A competent reporter would have included those "commandments" somewhere in the story.

Exactly.

"The Vatican did something crazy again...but we're not reporting what."

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

If the holy city commands this,then people will obey.I wonder how this will effect the highways of the world...

 

[hippie_hunter]

am i the only that think the vatican has made thier own laws considering the catholic religion and such? and interepreting tghe bible in thier own way.

Ummm....every sect of Christianity does that

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Is there one that says, "Thou shalt use the turn signal"? Because there are too many idiots on the road that don't use them

Hopefully they also included, "Thou shalt turn off thy turn signal"

 

[Sucram]

Hahahahahahahahahhaa....oh wait...this is serious

 

[tzarinna]

More rules for me to break.

 

[Kritish]

Until the vatican made this announcement, I never knew that I was supposed to be a responsible and safe driver whilst behind the wheel.

Thank you Captain Obvious, I mean those people in the vatican that wasted time compiling this stuff that a person denser than a hunk of steel the size of the Empire State Building wouldn't know, even though they took that driver's ed course in high school, and had a copy of THE RULES OF THE ROAD for the written test before they actually obtained their license.

So what will be the next major announcement made by the vatican? Wait half an hour after eating before swimming? Don't spit into the wind? Don't tug Superman's cape? Don't take the mask off the Lone Ranger?

The world is dying to know.

They had to stop molesting choir boys for a solid ten minutes to write this.