The worst dialogue in Batman Forever?

[Carusos Shades]

I venture "You trying to get under my cape doctor?" or "try firemen less to take off". Thats just two of mine but I'm sure y'all can think of others. Akiva Goldsman academy award winning screenwriter? Boggles the mind,frankly!

 

[El Payaso]

That entire scene sucks big time. Batman was like Scarlett O'Hara and Chase was rett Butler.

I couldn't believe when Meridian said a cheap one liner and Batman had to move away three steps suddenly stopping for no reason just to give Chase his back like he was a broken-hearted-hiding-her-misty-eyes-but-too-proud-to-talk-back damsel. He did that twice I think. Disgusting.

Add to that the fact that Chase was able to go into the Police Headquarters in night clothes and lighted the Batsignal by herself without anyone noticing it. And then Grampa Gordon in his PJ's.

 

[ShaneHelms]

That entire scene sucks big time. Batman was like Scarlett O'Hara and Chase was rett Butler.
.

That pretty much sums it up. t:

 

[El Payaso]

This wins.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

 

[Penismightier]

"Spank Me"

"Was that over the top-I can never tell!"

Basically, anything The Riddler says. I've written a 1500 word essay analyzing The Riddler's gayness, if anyone cares to read it.

 

[ShaneHelms]

" I'll get Drive through "

That just killed everything that was cool up to that point and it seemed to go way down hill afterwards.

 

[Penismightier]

" I'll get Drive through "

That just killed everything that was cool up to that point and it seemed to go way down hill afterwards.

I'm so sorry if that killed the movie for you since it was like 30 seconds in.

 

[CFE]

"This acrobat turned orphan likes saturday morning cartoons and dreams of one day being...bare naked with a GIRL!"

Am I the only one who questions the integrities in "Forever" for failing to realize this Dick Grayson is easily in his 20s?

CFE

 

[ShaneHelms]

I'm so sorry if that killed the movie for you since it was like 30 seconds in.

Im so sorry you couldn't read my post correctly.

 

[Carusos Shades]

Another terrible one. Policeman: "who the hells doin that?" Gordon: The Riddler!! Then batman swoops by in the batwing,does that awkward looking body turn in the suit and gives gordon the thumbs up!! Absolue piffle!!

 

[Penismightier]

Im so sorry you couldn't read my post correctly.

No, no. I agree, It was a horrible line that killed the mood of the scene. The movie didn't go downhill after that, it had its ups and downs.

 

[El Payaso]

Agh I just recalled another one:


FAT GUY: Batmaaaan!!! Aaaaah!!

 

[ShaneHelms]

No, no. I agree, It was a horrible line that killed the mood of the scene. The movie didn't go downhill after that, it had its ups and downs.

I agree with that, i just didnt want to go into the discussion of good and bad scene's in Batman Forever. But the film had such a great opening with Goldenthal's awesome opening score booming while the credits flew at the screen moving into Bruce suiting up and walking out to the batmobile. It gave me chills but it's all ruined by that stupid line.

 

[Cain]

I actually laughed the first time I heard the "bare naked with a girl" line it's like Riddler's thinking "this young chump is so corny he hasn't even gotten buns yet" Riddler's outfit takes away points though it's like "look who's talking".

I nominate

Obnoxious Security Guard: HEY!!! that's my hearing aid!!!

Batman: thanks

*cringe*

Batman couldn't just nod or something.

 

[GoogleMe94]

kilmers batman was like an 80% change from what keaton did in the role, which is why i dont really count them as sequels. keaton like hardly ever talked at all, especially in Returns. the most i ever heard keatons batman talk was in B89 when he was explaining the jokers forumla or whatever. other then that, he was VERY straghtfoward and didnt beat around the bush at all. when he sees gordon in Returns, he just says "w'ell see", and that is IT. didnt even look at him. then, kilmer was just talkin up a storm, throwin corny quips like "tryin to get under my cape" and "ive never had much luck with women", LOL. just, no. keaton would NEVER have degraded himself to such stinky writing, which is why he left so soon.

anyway, worst line? i always hated when jimk carrey went "judges?...EEEEEEEEEHHH!" and i personally always hated his "who IS bat muuun" in that stupid campy voice, ugh.

however, for funniest line i would choose "caffiene el' KILL YA!!!" lol always gets me. he was funny when he was freakin out with stickly and is like "hadbmscriminim aasksblahsha!!" LOL.

 

[Penismightier]

I agree with that, i just didnt want to go into the discussion of good and bad scene's in Batman Forever. But the film had such a great opening with Goldenthal's awesome opening score booming while the credits flew at the screen moving into Bruce suiting up and walking out to the batmobile. It gave me chills but it's all ruined by that stupid line.

Akiva Goldsman ruined a lot of things with Batman. I listened to the commentary last night of Batman and Robin. Schumacher describes Goldsman as a "sensitive, emotional man". A sensitive guy shouldn't be writing a Batman movie.

 

[GoogleMe94]

Akiva Goldsman ruined a lot of things with Batman. I listened to the commentary last night of Batman and Robin. Schumacher describes Goldsman as a "sensitive, emotional man". A sensitive guy shouldn't be writing a Batman movie.

yeah, like james newton howard, lol. i swear, i hope hans zimmer does the TDK score alone and not with that other dude. heck, is still wish that they would just bring back the elfman theme, everyone knows that one rocks.

 

[SalaciousVC]

This wins.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

That Wins

 

[GoogleMe94]

I actually laughed the first time I heard the "bare naked with a girl" line it's like Riddler's thinking "this young chump is so corny he hasn't even gotten buns yet" Riddler's outfit takes away points though it's like "look who's talking".

I nominate

Obnoxious Security Guard: HEY!!! that's my hearing aid!!!

Batman: thanks

*cringe*

Batman couldn't just nod or something.

didnt bale do the same thing? it was like "excuse me" as he walks by those inmates. when did batman start to have manners?

im crackin up at most of these lines in this thread, lol. they are indeed bad especially "batmaan! aaah!" god i hated that, even as a KID it made me cringe!

 

[CFE]

This wins.

Robin: Holey rusted metal, Batman!
Batman: Huh?
Robin: The ground, it's all metal. It's full of holes. You know, holey.
Batman: Oh.

Glad I wasn't the only one...

I knew deep down that everyone across the world did a collective '' when they pulled that s**t....

CFE

 

[Cain]

didnt bale do the same thing? it was like "excuse me" as he walks by those inmates. when did batman start to have manners?

im crackin up at most of these lines in this thread, lol. they are indeed bad especially "batmaan! aaah!" god i hated that, even as a KID it made me cringe!

Yes and he had that awful "Nice coat" line and "I brought mine", every Batman actor has had some awfully cheesy lines even Keaton "eat floor, high fiber" but this thread is about Batman Forever.

"The batsignal is not a beeper."

"I don't blend in at a family picnic"

"By the way, do you have a first name, or do I just call you Bat?"

"Nothing better than live bait to trap a bat, ha ha ha ha", "me aaaaaaaaaaaand MEEEEEEEEEE" not neccesarily the worst Two-Face lines but the way TLJ delivered that dialogue was way too hammy for my tastes.

 

[Cain]

Oh yeah Nygma's stupid "sucking on your brain" song and of course

"SURF'S UP BIG KAHUNA!!!" then he sadly doesn't stop there

 

[Mr. Socko]

IT'S BOOILLLING ACCCID!

I hated that annoying security guard.

 

[House_of_El]

Basically, anything The Riddler says. I've written a 1500 word essay analyzing The Riddler's gayness, if anyone cares to read it.

i would like to

 

[CFE]

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From: Fred Stickley

To: Whom it May Concern

RE: My Suicide

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

- Fred Stickley

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Commissioner Gordon: Yep, Definately Suicide...



I thought Jim was supposed to be a competent cop

CFE