Thiefs

[Road Warrior]

Thiefs are getting desperate! Someone broke into my car just to steal like...a buck in coins.

 

[Immortalfire]

 

[Erzengel]

Moosen?

 

[Road Warrior]

Sorry about that. I hit the submit button by mistake before finishing my sentence.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe you were targeted because of your grammar?

 

[Immortalfire]

Thiefs are getting desperate! Someone broke into my car just to steal like...a buck in coins.

Times are tough.

 

[Road Warrior]

Times are tough.

I guess someone needed toll money.

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't worry, Obama will fix everything and you'll get your change back.

 

[Road Warrior]

Don't worry, Obama will fix everything and you'll get your change back.

Who's gonna pay for my broken window?

 

[Immortalfire]

Me, the American taxpayer

 

[Erzengel]

Obama is.

 

[Road Warrior]

Obama is.

Good thing I voted for him.

 

[Ugfugly]

Sorry about that. I hit the submit button by mistake before finishing my sentence.

It's alright, the sheeps won't know the difference.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Who's gonna pay for my broken window?

Hope will fix your window.

 

[black_dust]

Dont leave change in the car dumbass! You know these people cant count, they just see money and take it

 

[knowsbleed]

Damn thiefs... but consider yourself lucky.

Imagine if they were actual thieves!

 

[Majic Walrus]

Who's gonna pay for my broken window?

All signs point to You.

 

[Immortalfire]

Damn thiefs... but consider yourself lucky.

Imagine if they were actual thieves!

Would have been hell on earth.