Bush soon to declare war on Canada....

[Morg]

Come get some. We burnt down the white house once, Don't make us do it again.

Besides. If you had to drive in the snow we know you wouldn't get too far ...

Us northern's residents don't have trouble driving in the snow it's those silly sorthern natives that do

 

[Speedball]

and yet again ... come get some Speedball.

We have better technology than the Iraqis, we saved y'all in WWII with our artillery in Europe and in Italy.

We'd love to show you what we all can do now.t:

"The White house is burning Mr. President," says the Aide quietly.

"Damned them Canooks," says George ... "Where is that Specific ocean again? Maybe we can drop some Nucler bombs on them !"

PS -- I love our Universal Health Care.

Universal Heath Care, Universal Smealth Care.
*Gets out of chair and trips*
AHH!!! MY LEG!
DAMN IT!
I'm gonna have to go to the hospital and pay thousands of dollars in medical bills.
Be back soon

 

[Fran]

November 30, 1982

Remember, remember, the 30th of November
The porn-star, agent's daughter and such.
I think of no reason to forget the season
Of the porn-star's age that much.

 

[Canadian Rider]

We're going to take all of your Labatt Blue in the process.

"Beer. You can't handle the Beer!"

"Sir. All the marines are passed out. The last transmission was that they had invaded Molson's and were sampling the light beer ..."

 

[Canadian Rider]

Universal Heath Care, Universal Smealth Care.
*Gets out of chair and trips*
AHH!!! MY LEG!
DAMN IT!
I'm gonna have to go to the hospital and pay thousands of dollars in medical bills.
Be back soon

LOL. This thread is making me smile.

We love Y'all down there. Like that older, crazy brother that you need to take aside every once and a while and say ...

"Look Chuck. I love you brother. But do you think you could stay out of the Neighbour's yard for just one night? They really don't like you peeping on their daughter ..." t:

 

[Speedball]

LOL. This thread is making me smile.

We love Y'all down there. Like that older, crazy brother that you need to take aside every once and a while and say ...

"Look Chuck. I love you brother. But do you think you could stay out of the Neighbour's yard for just one night? They really don't like you peeping on their daughter ..." t:

LOL!
I've been to Canada actually.
Ya'll are nice...It's just some of the Canadian's on the Hype that drive me nuts. (You're not one of them).

 

[Halcohol]

LOL. This thread is making me smile.

We love Y'all down there. Like that older, crazy brother that you need to take aside every once and a while and say ...

"Look Chuck. I love you brother. But do you think you could stay out of the Neighbour's yard for just one night? They really don't like you peeping on their daughter ..." t:

up:

So there's 3 Chinese immigrants who come to Canada, named Bu, Chu, and Fu. They decide they want to change their names to fit in with their new home.

Bu changed his name to Buck.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Fu...

Well, Fu went back to China.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Again my hypester brethren ... Come get some.

1812 mean anything to you? t:

That was the British, who burned Washington D.C. Not the Canadians.

 

[Canadian Rider]

That was the British, who burned Washington D.C. Not the Canadians.

Right. Tell yourself whatever helps you sleep at nights.

The british stationed in the maritimes ... when they decided to have a little party.

They got blizted on the screech and went on the first and most memorable "Acadian Road Trip" on record. t:

Seriously though. The Brits had conscripted a goodly number of the locals ... and nobody fights like a drunken canuck with a hate on and fire in his hand!

 

[Canadian Rider]

up:

So there's 3 Chinese immigrants who come to Canada, named Bu, Chu, and Fu. They decide they want to change their names to fit in with their new home.

Bu changed his name to Buck.
Chu changed his name to Chuck.
Fu...

Well, Fu went back to China.

Nice! t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

LOL!
I've been to Canada actually.
Ya'll are nice...It's just some of the Canadian's on the Hype that drive me nuts. (You're not one of them).

Thanks SBL.

I am glad y'all are our neighbours. We make take differently, with the "Eh's" and we make spell differently (properly t: ) but it's nice to know we have one thing in common.

An appreciation for Canadian beauty ...

 

[Canadian Rider]

Us northern's residents don't have trouble driving in the snow it's those silly sorthern natives that do

True enough Morg.

I have watched the boys in Buffalo. Poor Buggers. Wrong side of the lake to pick!

 

[Kyalesyin]

This sums it all up...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHK1gxH23gU

Please do not kill me!

 

[Addendum]

Just watch Canadian Bacon

 

[Canadian Rider]

Nice.

We will not ... we just show up to Beat the hell of the lads causing you problems.

You know I was thinking ... if we took our hockey fans and your soccer fans, put them on planes and let them loose in New York ... *smiling*

 

[Kyalesyin]

Nice.

We will not ... we just show up to Beat the hell of the lads causing you problems.

You know I was thinking ... if we took our hockey fans and your soccer fans, put them on planes and let them loose in New York ... *smiling*

Please, feel free to do so. There are a bunch of them singing drunk on the street. It sounds like they're about to come through my window. You wanna beat em to death with hockey fans? Go ahead. I won't stop you.

 

[enterthemadness]

you guys read about the...I just post it here.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16572783/?GT1=8921

In a U.S. government warning high on the creepiness scale, the Defense Department cautioned its American contractors over what it described as a new espionage threat: Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside.

Sneaky canadians.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Yeah ... those Canuck Bastards ... putting listening devices in coins that will end up at Tim Horton's Coffee Shops where moderate muslims will talk about the new gay marriage laws and Little Mosque on the Prairie ...

I personally don't want to beat someone up with a hockey stick but if it helps you out Kaz, I'm on it! t:

 

[Canadian Rider]

you guys read about the...I just post it here.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16572783/?GT1=8921



Sneaky canadians.

PS - Shatner Sig is great ... oops .... another Canadian !!

 

[Addendum]

All I said was that Canadian Beer sucks!

 

[Kyalesyin]

Yeah ... those Canuck Bastards ... putting listening devices in coins that will end up at Tim Horton's Coffee Shops where moderate muslims will talk about the new gay marriage laws and Little Mosque on the Prairie ...

I personally don't want to beat someone up with a hockey stick but if it helps you out Kaz, I'm on it! t:

Hockey was one of the sports I actually liked in school. Give Kaz a blunt object and she's happy it seems... t:

If you could please silence the choir singing what seems to be the cornish national anthem, I would be very gratefull.

 

[DorkyFresh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmyqHEJFwjE

 

[Ghostrider84]

All I said was that Canadian Beer sucks!

Budwieser Rules..... same with well done streak with Ketchup....... and cousins....