Thieves steal 5 metric tons worth of Nutella

[Manic]

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Germany-Thieves-swipe-5-tons-of-chocolate-spread-4417138.php

BERLIN (AP) — These thieves might really have sticky fingers.

Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.

The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).

Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.

 

[Darthphere]

Are these the same guy who stole all those chicken wings a few months ago? Fast Food and the Furious?

 

[NickNitro]

ommmm nom nom nom nom nom nom

He probably filled his bathtub with some, and had his houses water pipes switched over to dispensing Nutella.

This mans a God among men

 

[Bowie]

Nutella is disgusting. And it gives me the ****s.

 

[runawayboulder]

I'm gonna be the first one to say it - North Korea. They're planning on building the most delicious nuclear missile ever.

BRING THAT S**T ON.

 

[Drizzle]

I've never tried Nutella before.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Nutella is disgusting. And it gives me the ****s.

Nutella LOOKS like someone did the squats...

 

[NickNitro]

Nutella on toast with strawberries or bananas - amazing

 

[Manic]

I've never tried Nutella before.

It's like someone melted a couple of chocolate bars, put them in a jar, and marketed it as a hazelnut spread for toast.

 

[Bowie]

Nutella LOOKS like someone did the squats...

True, but I must say, after the one time I ate Nutella and subsequently decimated the restroom...the physical appearance of Nutella is nothing compared to what it looks like after exiting the body.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

True, but I must say, after the one time I ate Nutella and subsequently decimated the restroom...the physical appearance of Nutella is nothing compared to what it looks like after exiting the body.

TMI, dude, WAY TMI...

 

[Duran Man]

Nutty.

 

[Piper Maru]

This is totally nuts.

 

[Bowie]

TMI, dude, WAY TMI...

Sorry. I won't post these pics then.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Sorry. I won't post these pics then.

on behalf of myself and everyone here, that would be greatly appreciated... LOL...

 

[Bowie]

on behalf of myself and everyone here, that would be greatly appreciated... LOL...

Is there a thread dedicated to ****?

Oh, right. The "G.I. Joe Retaliation" thread.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

Is there a thread dedicated to ****?

Oh, right. The "G.I. Joe Retaliation" thread.

you COULD try the Ultimate Spider-Man animated thread...

that's about as ****** as it gets...

 

[kane9321]

wow

 

[Poeman]

had Nutella for the first time recently...Not bad...But this is another story where I LMAO'd hard

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

wow

exactly... makes you think this whole thread has gone to ****, right?...

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

had Nutella for the first time recently...Not bad...But this is another story where I LMAO'd hard

hopefully not so hard where it GAVE you the ****s...

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

had Nutella for the first time recently...Not bad...But this is another story where I LMAO'd hard

hopefully not TOO hard where it made you **** yourself...

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

oops, LOL...