Thieves steal 5 metric tons worth of Nutella

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  1. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Germany-Thieves-swipe-5-tons-of-chocolate-spread-4417138.php

    BERLIN (AP) — These thieves might really have sticky fingers.

    Police said Monday an unknown number of culprits made off with 5 metric tons (5.5 tons) of Nutella chocolate-hazelnut spread from a parked trailer in the central German town of Bad Hersfeld over the weekend.

    The gooey loot is worth an estimated 16,000 euros ($20,710).

    Germans news agency dpa reported that thieves have previously stolen a load of energy drinks from the same location.
     
  2. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Are these the same guy who stole all those chicken wings a few months ago? Fast Food and the Furious?
     
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    ommmm nom nom nom nom nom nom

    He probably filled his bathtub with some, and had his houses water pipes switched over to dispensing Nutella.

    This mans a God among men
     
  4. Bowie Registered

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    Nutella is disgusting. And it gives me the ****s.
     
  5. runawayboulder 2016 NFL Pick Em CHAMP

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    I'm gonna be the first one to say it - North Korea. They're planning on building the most delicious nuclear missile ever.

    BRING THAT S**T ON.
     
  6. Drizzle Eh.

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    I've never tried Nutella before.
     
  7. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    Nutella LOOKS like someone did the squats...
     
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    Nutella on toast with strawberries or bananas - amazing
     
  9. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    It's like someone melted a couple of chocolate bars, put them in a jar, and marketed it as a hazelnut spread for toast.
     
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    True, but I must say, after the one time I ate Nutella and subsequently decimated the restroom...the physical appearance of Nutella is nothing compared to what it looks like after exiting the body.
     
  11. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    TMI, dude, WAY TMI... :oldrazz:
     
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    This is totally nuts.
     
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    Sorry. I won't post these pics then.
     
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    on behalf of myself and everyone here, that would be greatly appreciated... LOL...
     
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    Is there a thread dedicated to ****?

    Oh, right. The "G.I. Joe Retaliation" thread.
     
  17. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    you COULD try the Ultimate Spider-Man animated thread...

    that's about as ****** as it gets... :hehe:
     
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    had Nutella for the first time recently...Not bad...But this is another story where I LMAO'd hard
     
  20. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    exactly... makes you think this whole thread has gone to ****, right?... :whatever:
     
  21. THUNDERSTRIKE NOTORIOUS, INGLORIOUS, VICTORIOUS

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    hopefully not so hard where it GAVE you the ****s... :doh:
     
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    hopefully not TOO hard where it made you **** yourself... :doh:
     
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