World This is TOO funny - and true....

[Kevin Roegele]

Yes, organic, wheat free, sucrose free, dairy free Zod chocolate bars!

"Come to me, Superman! I defy you not to love my organic muffins!"

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I forgot the obvious....

PEEL BEFORE ZOD!

 

[Captain Villa]

Lol

 

[Jul-el]

Yeah,a friend of mine saw Stamp in a health food store in the UK.

He was a fan of Stamps bread and said Stamp gave him his undivided attention once they started talking bread.He didn't bring up acting as he didn't want to ruin the great talk about bread they had.

So,kids,if you see Stamp-TALK BREAD!!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Yeah,a friend of mine saw Stamp in a health food store in the UK.

He was a fan of Stamps bread and said Stamp gave him his undivided attention once they started talking bread.He didn't bring up acting as he didn't want to ruin the great talk about bread they had.

So,kids,if you see Stamp-TALK BREAD!!

"I'll talk bread if it will save lives."
"It will - starting with your own."

 

[Jul-el]

Ha!Gold!

"I OFFER YOU A CHANCE TO BAKE ,JOR-EL.TAKE IT!!"

 

[DarthDaveBanner]

I live in the UK and used to work in a health food store, and hoped everyday that he might appear. No such luck.

 

[November Rain]

this is upsetting...

but so is his outfit...

 

[Jul-el]

I wonder if he bakes in his SUPERMAN II "EVIL ABBA" outfit?

 

[elvislennon2005]

I think you all are a little mean about this. It might be good for you. All he is trying to do is make you all healthly.

 

[Jul-el]

I'm sure it is healthy,but I ain't trusting it!

Same reason I'll never visit planet Houston!!

"He's a coward after all!!"

Damn skippy hippy!!

 

[I Am The Knight]

Oh my God....I'm trying to come up with something funny but I can't...This is just too much.....LOL!!!!!!!

 

[buggs0268]

I think it is cool. He is into health stuff.

 

[Jul-el]

It's NOT healthy,it's suicide.No,it's worse,it's genocide!!

Yet another mindless act of inserection...with himself as absolute Baker!!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

"I see you are practised in worshipping things that fry. Good. Now take my pancakes, and swear eternal loyalty....to Zod."

 

[Jul-el]

"Lex Luthor,ruler of Australia,activate the oven!!"

 

[nite-owl]

Peel before Zod's has got me in stiches.t:

 

[captain_jimbo]

How about: "Knead before Zod!"

 

[SolidSnakeMGS]

I offer you the chance for great bread. Take it!

 

[KaptainKrypton]

"Why do you say this to me, when you know I will supply you with nutritious baked goods for it?"

"Yours could be a important voice in the New Order...second only to my prep cook!"

"You have been known to disagree with preservatives before!"

 

[Jul-el]

"YOU WILL BAKE BREAD BEFORE ME JOR-EL.BOTH YOU AND THEN ONE DAY...YOUR HEIRS!!!!!"

This is getting way out of hand...and way too funny!!!

Coming soon:
SUPERMAN II-THE RICHARD DONNER SLICE!!!

 

[captain_jimbo]

I wonder if Zod likes making Non-bread?

...Sorry.

 

[Jul-el]

Ha! awesome Capt Jimbo...this thread is alive again!!

"Can't eat bread...get a rash if I eat bread!"

...too obscure???

 

[captain_jimbo]

Ha! awesome Capt Jimbo...this thread is alive again!!

Thanks Jul-El.

"Take my hand, swear eternal bakery...to Zod."

 

[Jul-el]

"Please Mister..."

"He's a baker!!"

"Please Mr.Baker,please put my daddy down!!"

PS.Why does that kid sound British?Did Jack Wyld escape from Living Island?