Those damn roller skate shoes.....

[JP]

 

[Morg]

saw a kid once fall backwards and banged his head while wearing those shoes

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

This thread has made me laugh so much...

 

[Fran]

I sell Heely's at my store. Big hit.

 

[Apollo]

my 8 year old brother has them, and i got in trouble because he was skating threw out the mall.... damn the day he saw that skate shoe commercial on nickelodeon!!

 

[Kritish]

Lollycop is a strange, immature, child-teen.

It's not his fault, his parents used way too much acid back in the day.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I sell Heely's at my store. Big hit.

How many pairs have you sold to lollycop? Be honest! 20? 30? How bout 50?

 

[Manic]

Whenever I see a kid roll by in Heelys, I feel compelled to trip him and walk away laughing like a maniac. Yes, I'm that evil.

I love those Soap Shoes, though. Grind, you crazy kids. Grind.

 

[X-Punisher]

I really hate those ****ing shoes. They're the most obnoxious thing i've seen since the blinking-whistling-yo-yo. Everytime I see some smug kid wheeling their way through the mall/grocery store/movie theater/ bathroom, I hope that they fall on their ass, or get their legs cut off, or something.

 

[lollycop]

I really hate those ****ing shoes. They're the most obnoxious thing i've seen since the blinking-whistling-yo-yo. Everytime I see some smug kid wheeling their way through the mall/grocery store/movie theater/ bathroom, I hope that they fall on their ass, or get their legs cut off, or something.

So thats why I have no legs

 

[X-Punisher]

So thats why I have no legs

Damn right!!!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Heelys cannot compare to actual skates.

 

[LuiECuomo]

I HATE those kids who have those stupid skating shoes. I work at Walgreens and nothing pisses me off more than when I'm in the middle of mopping at night and some little snot-nosed brat is "skating" through the store, leaving tracks & scuff marks all over the floor! And then, of course, I have to go back and redo whatever those stupid kids screwed up. F*** them!

 

[lollycop]

Heelys cannot compare to actual skates.

Lol, skate across the mall in Hockey Skates. That would take ages.

 

[Abaddon]

didn't they have these things in the 90s?

the first time i saw one of those kids fly by me, and i hade no idea what those shoes were, i wanted to grab him mid flight, and shake him while yelling "WHAT IS THIS MAGIC!?!!?"

loliost:

The Littler Mermaid hits broadway in December and heely's are a big part of the show. I hope no one wheels off stage.

that would be hilarious

 

[zanos]

Boy I wish I had a pair when I was a kid. I'd be whizzing around in them all day.

 

[TheAlmightyFuzz]

I sell Heely's at my store. Big hit.

So like, I hate you now.

Little bastards skate inside. How bout we just let people on skateboards and rollerblades skate in stores.

Stupid kids, I'm always hoping they'll fall.

Kids are also now too lazy to walk, lovely...fatties.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

This thread physically hurt me. My poor sides!

I want some of those skate shoes. There is a hill I walk up and down every day on my way to and from work. I'd love to have them to roll down the hill

I know I would fall down and kill myself then

 

[Holly]

This thread physically hurt me. My poor sides!

I want some of those skate shoes. There is a hill I walk up and down every day on my way to and from work. I'd love to have them to roll down the hill

I know I would fall down and kill myself then

you can borrow my knee pads

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

you can borrow my knee pads

I got my own, lover

 

[Holly]

I got my own, lover

rowr

 

[BubbaGump]

This thread physically hurt me. My poor sides!

I want some of those skate shoes. There is a hill I walk up and down every day on my way to and from work. I'd love to have them to roll down the hill

I know I would fall down and kill myself then

How steep is the hill?

 

[BubbaGump]

And for those who don't know what they look like:

They're the coolest!!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How steep is the hill?

I think the sign says a 36% grade. There is a warning sign for trucks on it

 

[Holly]

I think the sign says a 36% grade. There is a warning sign for trucks on it

you should get a skateboard and sit on it and go down screaming. that sounds safer and less likely to crack your skull open