Elisha Cuthbert
old school stalker
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My sister's in labour right now. It's a girl. Just thought I'd share.
I feel so elite now.Mee said:Congrats, welcome to the club.
Immortalfire said:If you're Elisha, that makes you an aunt.
Congrats either way
You would know.t:Morg said:That isn't Elisha
He probably found out the hard wayMee said:You would know.t:
....All-Star Superman said:If your sister is in labor then that means today I am going to be a dad
thanks!!!awww congrats.. be the best uncle you can be
Oh, that kid is going to get as many spider-man toys as i can muster.Best advice I can give you as an uncleis to make a pre-emptive strike and buy as many noisy toys for that kid as you can I guarantee your sister is going to do it to you when you have kids, no matter what. And then it will be too late to return the favor. Do it while you can. And, congratulations!
I know, it's awesome.Cool.
You get to be the good guy with none of the hassle.
Yeah, with my luck I'll probably end up on Dateline. Thanks.People can be in labor for over a day. So this thread could be WRONG...Nah just hassling ya. Congratulations. I'm sure you'll make a fine uncle and won't be one of those uncles that winds up on 60 minutes.
Spider-Man said:I check msn.com daily to see if Elisha Cuthbert is dead so I can be the first to post it up for Morg, but then I realized that may be kinda moot, since chances are his stalking would've resulted in her death. :heart:
But ultimately, you'll be the cause of her death.Morg said:My stalking is keeping her alive, I'm the one running after those other stalkers who dare to violate my precious!
Officially creeped out.Morg said:Not me, Elisha knows I'm under her bed she likes to leave goodies for me now and then, food is nice but I love those thongs she leaves for me