Transformers? Bah. I'm talking about TransMORPHERS!

Kevin Roegele

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Transformers may be a spectacular action movie which pushes special effects to the next level, but I'm sure what we all really want is an amateurish cash-in that looks like it was made in someone's backyard for $100.

So look no further than Transmorphers, from the makers of The Da Vinci Treasure, Snakes on a Train and 666: The Child.

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Trailer: http://www.theasylum.cc/qttrailers/online_trailer-DO_NOT_ERASE.mov

A race of alien robots has conquered the Earth and forced humanity underground. After three hundred years of domination, a small group of humans develop a plan to defeat the mechanical invaders in the ultimate battle between man and machine.

CAST: Matt Wolf, Griff Furst, Eliza Swenson, Amy Weber

* WRITTEN BY: Leigh Scott


* DIRECTED BY: Leigh Scott

DVD FEATURES:
*Cinemascope Presentation
* 5.1 Surround Sound
* The Making of Transmorphers
* The Method Behind the Morph
* Filmmakers' Commentary
* Outtakes
 
In the immortal words of Will Smith to Martin Lawrence in the cinematic masterpiece that is Bad Boys II -- "Dat's wot I'm talkin' 'bout!"
 
Man, this move was AWESOME. The dialogue track was off, so the words didn't match mouths. Almost like it was dubbed. And the cgi was off the chain! It looked like they had some guy make some preview cgi to see what it would look like, but then they got bored and just slapped it on the film. Awesomeness. 10/10
 
This movie was like a meatloaf of badassness. It was Matrix, Starship Troopers, Terminator, Transformers, Robot Jox, Braveheart, Batman Begins, and even some Titanic in there.
 
I saw this in Blockbuster yesterday....wish I picked it up
 
So do the producers - you would have doubled their sales.

They really push these knock-offs at blockbuster, i've seen tons of movies like this and DTV sequels. Usually the outer wall of my blockbuster has new releases and such, not Transmorphers.
 
Sadly, it's probably not as bad as the new Transformers movie, or miserable excuse for one that's in theatres right now.
 
DAMN, this movie looks awesome.
I just HAVE to pick this up.
This film will blow anything that the hacks like Spielberg or Scorcese can pull out!!!

:wow:
 
This Movie Owns My Soul!!! It's The Best Movie Of The Summer!!! Sm3 Gots Raped By This Movie!!
 
I **** you not, this movie came on Starz Action this morning...I could not believe it.
 

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