Transformers Transformers Poem

[Gold Samurai]

Apparently someone who worked on the film is blowing off some steamhttp://hollywood-elsewhere.com/archives/2007/03/transformers_me.php

TRANSFORMERS WRAP POEM The film is a wrap?Wow, how about that!It's still loads of crap.And the Stooges swallow this pap?Murphy and Desanto lead the cheerleader chargeWhile Skorponok takes credit by and large.The fact is todayThere is nothing okayThe content of the film's not fit for a barge.Let your sugary friend answer the clamorAll you sweet kiddles want in on the drama?The trouble beginning to endIs named A-D-A-M GoodmanNew studio head SniderDecided him to fireBut then in a Hail Mary passGoodman kissed the right piece of ass"Do not fire me, no do not please"The chubby young Goodman said on his kneesI can do something you don't want to doI can control Michael Bay just for you.New studio head SniderKnew he's a liarBut decided to stay out of the mess"Sure Mr. Chubwon, you control Bay-sanAnd keep this boy's movie **** off my dress"

 

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