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Treat your mother right

how long do you think it takes him to remove all those necklaces before he goes to bed.........

I could tottally see him, getting ready to bang some chick, both ripping their clothes off, then all a sudden

Mr T "hold on missy, this will only take a few minutes" as he takes off his chains
 
Oh great. . . What a way to spoil Rocky III for the rest of my life. . . . :mad:
 
My mother had weird problems. She currently keeps going to take a crap in the middle of the night (because like her sisters she worries herself awake) and then will fall asleep while on the john. Whenever I am over there I notice this. I catch her when I try to use it (she never locks the door for some odd reason). Worst of all when I tell her "you've fallen asleep again, I can here you snoring" she'll deny I caught her asleep. She denies it up and down. But it is really kind of sad.

She also stinks at driving.

We don't get along as you can tell.
 

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