Two drunken Merseyside women try to open aeroplane door at 30'000ft

[JayCaz]

Sheesh!!

makes me ashamed to be Scouse.

ish.


http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk...o-open-plane-door-at-30-000ft-64375-21414096/

 

[hammy]

The police are "deciding" whether to press charges.

What is a Scouse, anyway? Is that like a chav?

 

[JayCaz]

haha, I'm no chav!!

1. Scouse

Scouse, or Scouser;

Term for people originating in Liverpool (UK) or their accent/dialect. Used as a positive, neutral or derogaratory word depending on the speakers prejudices about said city.
It is part of a genre of slang terms which refer to people by stereotypes of their dietary habits. (Such as pom, limey or ros bif for the British)
The meal scouse was common in working class Liverpool in the past, and is a thick stew of lamb and vegetables, slow cooked in a pan to make cheap cuts of meat more palatable. For the very poor you could make do with 'blind scouse' which is a lamb stew with the lamb left out.

The older origin of the word is probably from the old Norse word 'skaus' again for a type of stew.

 

[hammy]

Oh, okay, sorry. They sound like chavs though.

 

[JayCaz]

Indeed they do, I might have broken my 'never hit a female' rule if I'd been on that plane.

 

[jaguarr]

<David Lee Roth>Owwwwww, might as well JUMP! Go ahead and jump!</David Lee Roth>

jag

 

[JayCaz]

haha good stuff, although they wouldn't have been the only ones jumping if that door would've opened.........

 

[jaguarr]

haha good stuff, although they wouldn't have been the only ones jumping if that door would've opened.........

Well, there's usually a downside to most things. Whatchyagonnado? *shrug*

jag

 

[hammy]

JayCaz, if you follow this story, please keep us updated. I'm curious to see what happens to them. For them to be so abusive to passengers and crew, cause the plane to make an unscheduled landing in a foreign country, and to endanger (sort of) everyone by trying to open the door, is ridiculous. They must have been drinking even before they boarded and the crew obviously didn't need to serve them any more alchohol.

I can see that in our future. Passengers being administered a breathalyzer test before they board.

 

[JayCaz]

I'll keep you updated don't worry.

although this is a very serious issue, this is my favourite line from the report;

The pilot came on and said;

"We&#8217;ll kick you off and we&#8217;re over Serbia - and the police in Serbia aren&#8217;t nice".

 

[hammy]

I know. That cracked me up, too.

 

[JayCaz]

methinks mister pilot knows from experience.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

Sheesh!!

makes me ashamed to be Scouse.

ish.


http://www.liverpooldailypost.co.uk...o-open-plane-door-at-30-000ft-64375-21414096/

You mean you weren't already!

 

[Eggyman]

You mean you weren't already!

*Denial*

 

[Captain_BluTac]

*Denial*

*Brain Blessed Voice* "Eggy's Alive?!"

 

[JayCaz]

You mean you weren't already!

hahaha I'll give you that one, but if you notice the 'ish' - I'm still kinda not ashamed, and with it being a flight destined for manchester, it's conceivable the ladies were being martyrs, and figured 2 scousers plus around 200 mancs dying was a fair deal. t:

 

[Eggyman]

Eh, calm down, calm down.

 

[JayCaz]

hahahaha, shut yer gob Eggy or I'll have your hubcaps.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

hahaha I'll give you that one, but if you notice the 'ish' - I'm still kinda not ashamed, and with it being a flight destined for manchester, it's conceivable the ladies were being martyrs, and figured 2 scousers plus around 200 mancs dying was a fair deal. t:

LOL, well you northerners can have all the little wars you like, but you try and bring it down here and you will get to see why the middle class are always shooting clay pigeons!

*whispers* it's for practice... But you got that*/whispers*

 

[JayCaz]

haha yes right, the 'middle class' often have me shaking in my boots.

the type of people who'd be on edge all night if 2 black fella's walked into the pub & sat down.

 

[Captain_BluTac]

haha yes right, the 'middle class' often have me shaking in my boots.

the type of people who'd be on edge all night if 2 black fella's walked into the pub & sat down.

Oh that's a negative stereotype, how would you like it if I called you copper knob just for being Scouse?! see you wouldn't like it at all... *****

 

[JayCaz]

you've lost me, copperknob?? haha!!

 

[Eggyman]

I've never heard of a copperknob - oh, well apart from that time my mate spent the night in a cell

 

[JayCaz]

I've only ever heard of a ginger person being called "copperknob" - and it was pretty self-explanatory why.

that was such a random insult I was literally laughing at it for about 5 minutes.

 

[Eggyman]

Wowwwww fire down below