Uber-Champion Warrior Fighting XXI

[Shampoo!]

Okay, no questions this time. Nothing stupid. Just "who would win?" type voting. Simply post in here who you think would win. Voting for round 1 will conclude Sunday night at 9:00PM Eastern.

Here are the battles:

Charlie (Chocolate Factory) VS Bernard (LOST)
Robin (Boy Wonder) VS HERBIE (Sentient car)
Krusty the Klown VS Bob Barker (Game Show Host)
Garfield the Cat VS an Octopus (Sea creature)
Lt. Chekov (Star Trek) VS Urkel (Family Matters)
Little Old Lady VS Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
the Blob (Old horror movie) VS Koolaid Man
A Moose VS R2-D2
Waldo (Where's Waldo) VS Hedwig (Harry Potter's Owl)
Underminer (Pixar's Incredibles) VS a Kitten (cute)
President Eisenhower VS the Trix Rabbit
Catwoman (Halle Berry) VS Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A Viewmaster (toy) VS Bucky (Captain America's sidekick)
Jar Jar Binks VS Julius Ceasar
An Emo Kid VS Mr. Peanut
Bob (myself) VS Porky Pig

Have fun!

 

[Shampoo!]

 

[Shampoo!]

No votes?! Bumparific!

 

[chaseter]

Who won the last one?

 

[Shampoo!]

Who won the last one?

TomatoYil. From DeviantART

 

[CristoTheSecond]

Okay, no questions this time. Nothing stupid. Just "who would win?" type voting. Simply post in here who you think would win. Voting for round 1 will conclude Sunday night at 9:00PM Eastern.

Here are the battles:

Charlie (Chocolate Factory) VS Bernard (LOST)
Robin (Boy Wonder) VS HERBIE (Sentient car)
Krusty the Klown VS Bob Barker (Game Show Host)
Garfield the Cat VS an Octopus (Sea creature)
Lt. Chekov (Star Trek) VS Urkel (Family Matters)
Little Old Lady VS Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
the Blob (Old horror movie) VS Koolaid Man
A Moose VS R2-D2
Waldo (Where's Waldo) VS Hedwig (Harry Potter's Owl)
Underminer (Pixar's Incredibles) VS a Kitten (cute)
President Eisenhower VS the Trix Rabbit
Catwoman (Halle Berry) VS Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A Viewmaster (toy) VS Bucky (Captain America's sidekick)
Jar Jar Binks VS Julius Ceasar
An Emo Kid VS Mr. Peanut
Bob (myself) VS Porky Pig

Have fun!

Bernard
Robin
Bob Barker
Garfield
Urkel
Mojo Jojo
Koolaid Man
R2D2
Waldo
Kitten
Eisenhower
Meatwad
Viewmaster
Ceasar
Mr. Peanut
Porky Pig

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Charlie (Chocolate Factory) VS Bernard (LOST)
Robin (Boy Wonder) VS HERBIE (Sentient car)
Krusty the Klown VS Bob Barker (Game Show Host)
Garfield the Cat VS an Octopus (Sea creature)
Lt. Chekov (Star Trek) VS Urkel (Family Matters)
Little Old Lady VS Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
the Blob (Old horror movie) VS Koolaid Man
A Moose VS R2-D2
Waldo (Where's Waldo) VS Hedwig (Harry Potter's Owl)
Underminer (Pixar's Incredibles) VS a Kitten (cute)
President Eisenhower VS the Trix Rabbit
Catwoman (Halle Berry) VS Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A Viewmaster (toy) VS Bucky (Captain America's sidekick)
Jar Jar Binks VS Julius Ceasar
An Emo Kid VS Mr. Peanut
Bob (myself) VS Porky Pig[/b]

 

[Shampoo!]

No votes for BOB?! You think Porky Pig could kick my ass?

 

[Shampoo!]

Because I can...


BUMP!

Yeah yeah, I know. Bumping is for ******s.

 

[Captain Obvious]

Charlie
HERBIE
Bob Barker
Garfield the Cat
Lt. Chekov
Mojo Jojo
Koolaid Man
A Moose
Waldo
Kitten
President Eisenhower
Meatwad
A Viewmaster
Julius Ceasar
An Emo Kid
Bob

 

[SuperMonkey]

Bernard
Robin
Krusty the Klown
Octopus
Lt. Chekov
Mojo Jojo
the Blob
R2-D2
Hedwig
Underminer
President Eisenhower
Meatwad
Bucky
Jar Jar Binks
Mr. Peanut
Porky Pig

Who comes up with this crap?

-- FunBob

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Charlie (Chocolate Factory) VS Bernard (LOST)
Robin (Boy Wonder) VS HERBIE (Sentient car)
Krusty the Klown VS Bob Barker (Game Show Host)
Garfield the Cat VS an Octopus (Sea creature)
Lt. Chekov (Star Trek) VS Urkel (Family Matters)
Little Old Lady VS Mojo Jojo (Powerpuff Girls)
the Blob (Old horror movie) VS Koolaid Man
A Moose VS R2-D2
Waldo (Where's Waldo) VS Hedwig (Harry Potter's Owl)
Underminer (Pixar's Incredibles) VS a Kitten (cute)
President Eisenhower VS the Trix Rabbit
Catwoman (Halle Berry) VS Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
A Viewmaster (toy) VS Bucky (Captain America's sidekick)
Jar Jar Binks VS Julius Ceasar
An Emo Kid VS Mr. Peanut
Bob (myself) VS Porky Pig

 

[SuperMonkey]

Viewmaster would pwn Bucky

-- FunBob

 

[Manic]

Charlie (Chocolate Factory) -he has an army of little orange men
HERBIE (Sentient car) -Herbie can rebuild itself. Robins have a habit of dieing.
Bob Barker (Game Show Host) -I saw Happy Gilmore...
Garfield the Cat -He'd mail his opponent to Abu Dhabi
Urkel (Family Matters) -Chekov never turned himself into Bruce Lee
Little Old Lady -Mojo lost a fight to puppies once
Koolaid Man -he's powerful enough to bust through walls without debris falling in his open pitcher
R2-D2 -can a moose fly a jet?
Hedwig (Harry Potter's Owl) -They'd never find Waldo to begin the fight. Hedwig would face a candy cane or barbershop pole.
a Kitten (cute) -well, it's cute
President Eisenhower -That rabbits deserves to lose. He's too stupid to buy his own Trixx.
Catwoman (Halle Berry) -somehow, I see Halle Berry out-smarting barely-sentient meat
A Viewmaster (toy) -Like Bucky stood a chance
Julius Ceasar -someone needs to stab JarJar during the Ides of March
An Emo Kid -the peanut would be eaten
Porky Pig -I'm sorry, but he's a weapon-carrying space cadet.

 

[Shampoo!]

Who comes up with this crap?

That would be me. In all of my boredom at work (when I should be working to ensure job security), I spend my days thinking up the stupidest possible contests and ideas.