Action-Adventure Uwe Boll’s The Dark Knight | Armie Hammer

[Pennywise]

Armie Hammer Dispenses Vigilante Justice in ‘The Dark Knight’ First Look Image as Costas Mandylor Joins Cast (EXCLUSIVE)

Uwe Boll’s thriller “The Dark Knight,” starring Armie Hammer, has added Costas Mandylor to the cast and unveiled a first look image from the film.

variety.com

 

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Maybe Hammer could play the school shooter in the next Cool Cat film. There are countless opportunities ahead, as observed by the incredible shape his career is about to take.

 

[Deck Rickard]

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Armie Hammer Dispenses Vigilante Justice in ‘The Dark Knight’ First Look Image as Costas Mandylor Joins Cast (EXCLUSIVE)

Uwe Boll’s thriller “The Dark Knight,” starring Armie Hammer, has added Costas Mandylor to the cast and unveiled a first look image from the film.

variety.com

It’s appropriate that the first still of this movie is Hammer looking like he’s just stepped in a pile of s***.

 

[blueharvest]

Uwe Boll Plans to Keep ‘The Dark Knight’ as Title of His Next Film — Warner Bros Warns Him Not to Use It — World of Reel

In case you didn’t hear, and I wouldn’t blame you for being unaware, Uwe Boll just wrapped production on his next film which is peculiarly titled “The Dark Knight,” and happens to star Armie Hammer.

www.worldofreel.com

 

[StarLord]

Boll's last film was on Paramount+?!

Streaming services are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

 

[donuts]

Boll's last film was on Paramount+?!

Streaming services are really scraping the bottom of the barrel now.

Always have.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

Why has Warner Bros not sued Boll yet? Isn’t The Dark Knight trademarked and/or copyrighted?

 

[Deck Rickard]

They’ll file a lawsuit as soon as they stop laughing about this.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

They’ll file a lawsuit as soon as they stop laughing about this.

Even so, Boll’s a fool to come back. Didn’t he have a successful restaurant in Vancouver? What happened?

 

[Deck Rickard]

Even so, Boll’s a fool to come back. Didn’t he have a successful restaurant in Vancouver? What happened?

No idea. I thought he retired but I guess he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a stupid, racist superhero movie.

 

[Lily Adler]

No idea. I thought he retired but I guess he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to make a stupid, racist superhero movie.

With a sexual deviant with a cannibal fetish.

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

This looks like it will rival Nolan's TDK!

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

With a sexual deviant with a cannibal fetish.

It really speaks volumes that Hammer got booted out of Hollywood for that yet Jared Leto’s still getting work. That should tell you how much worse Hammer is (unless there’s some other reason he got blacklisted we don’t know about).

I swear if Boll hires Gina Carano for this or another movie, I will not be happy. That talentless grifter ***** shouldn’t be allowed to work on anything ever again after the crap she pulled. And no, internet, it wasn’t just over that one tweet. Do your research.

 

[Deck Rickard]

Well yeah, in Hammer’s case, multiple women came out and said he assaulted them. I think his career could have survived the cannibal fetish thing if that’s all it was (it’s not a kink I understand but if it is all consensual then I guess it’s okay). But if he was raping women then he deserves to be in prison. And I believe there was truth to the accusations, especially since he fled the country for a while and hid out. I think if it was all just kink stuff, he would have tried to fight it even if it was embarrassing. Hell, journalist Jeffrey Toobin got caught spanking it during a Zoom meeting and he still has a career.

 

[DKDetective]

I asked this in another thread but how is it that Boll is continuously getting funding for his movies when not one of his 30+ films have been profitable or well received? Almost all of his movies bomb and yet he still finds financiers and distributors?!

I just dont understand who finances this guy's movies? Is he just super wealthy and does it on his own?

He used to get funding through a tax shelter fund in Germany that offered a 50% refund from the government for investments in German movies.

That’s now, I believe, shut down. But the guy is tenacious and can probably find a lot of loopholes like that lol

Tax shelter is probably an understatement. I swore I saw reports back in the day that Boll's productions weren't just tax write-offs, but also possibly a money laundering scheme for Russian oligarchs and other shady folks in Eastern Europe.

 

[Snow Queen]

Even so, Boll’s a fool to come back. Didn’t he have a successful restaurant in Vancouver? What happened?

Probably has something to do with the fact the owner had a tendency of going online to insult other restaurants in the city.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

Tax shelter is probably an understatement. I swore I saw reports back in the day that Boll's productions weren't just tax write-offs, but also possibly a money laundering scheme for Russian oligarchs and other shady folks in Eastern Europe.

Oh jeez.

 

[Arnold Rimmer]

Probably has something to do with the fact the owner had a tendency of going online to insult other restaurants in the city.

I can believe that.