Action-Adventure Uwe Boll’s Citizen Vigilante | Armie Hammer

[Pennywise]

This is going to be great!

 

[Sawyer]

Uwe Boll’s The Dark WHAT??

 

[Pennywise]

Finally coming full circle after almost playing Batman for George Miller!

 

[DarkKnight88]

Hammer said that his acting career has picked up so much that he’s started to turn jobs down.

Imagine what he was offered to NOT turn down a Uwe Boll film.

 

[Pennywise]

I’m not Batman! Can’t wait for him to say that in interviews!

 

[Dr.]

IANAL as they say on the internet. But... wouldn't "the dark knight" be copyrighted/trademarked by DC?

 

[-Arya-]

 

[The Shape]

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Subbed. This is gonna be a disaster of epic proportions.

 

[Sawyer]

Imagine what he was offered to NOT turn down a Uwe Boll film.

I’ll admit that when I saw the headline of him claiming to be getting offers, I just expected that to be the end of it. “I’m getting big offers, but I don’t think I’m ready to get back into the spotlight just yet” and then he bounces, no harm, no foul.

Immediately jumping into bed with Uwe Boll is insane.

 

[Arachnerd]

I am convinced we're in a simulation now. How were all these words put together to form a coherent sentence is beyond me.

 

[Drizzle]

I am convinced we're in a simulation now. How were all these words put together to form a coherent sentence is beyond me.

It's like cursed Mad Libs.

I didn't even know that Uwe Boll was still making movies.

 

[Erik Lensherr]

6 years ago, Hammer was the favorite for the role of Batman in Matt Reeves' The Batman

Insane downfall

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

 

[Sawyer]

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Watch the villain be a homocidal mime.

 

[kguillou]

I asked this in another thread but how is it that Boll is continuously getting funding for his movies when not one of his 30+ films have been profitable or well received? Almost all of his movies bomb and yet he still finds financiers and distributors?!

 

[Deck Rickard]

“Uwe Boll > Christopher Nolan”
- Armond White

 

[Drizzle]

“Uwe Boll > Christopher Nolan”
- Armond White

 

[Sithborg]

Imagine what he was offered to NOT turn down a Uwe Boll film.

So many offers from Angel Studios, Ben Shapiro, and God's Not Dead stuido....

 

[Sawyer]

So many offers from Angel Studios, Ben Shapiro, and God's Not Dead stuido....

Okay, well, now that you put it that way, he might have made the right choice…

 

[Mani-Man]

This is on all accounts insane.
I thought Boll gave up on making movies?
There is no way this will not be a car crash.

Didnt Hammer recently say he has to turn down so many roles now? Who offered roles to him that he turned down, when he agrees to do a Uwe Boll movie?

 

[Pittman4Two]

So...is he Batman in this one? Has to be, right? Too on the nose if not.

 

[J.Drangal]

Uwe Boll has became such his own legend, that if I was an actor, I'd be tempted to star in one of his movies...

Now, as an actor in such place in his carreer as Hammer? Erf...

But I won't lie, this is getting me super curious... even if, in the end, I'll only watch the trailer!

 

[kguillou]

I just dont understand who finances this guy's movies? Is he just super wealthy and does it on his own?

 

[DarkKnight88]

He used to get funding through a tax shelter fund in Germany that offered a 50% refund from the government for investments in German movies.

That’s now, I believe, shut down. But the guy is tenacious and can probably find a lot of loopholes like that lol