Wallabies are apparently getting too high

[The Guard]

SYDNEY, Australia - Wallabies snacking in Tasmania's legally grown opium poppy fields are getting "high as a kite" and hopping around in circles, trampling the crops, a state official said.

Tasmania Attorney-General Lara Giddings told a budget hearing Wednesday that she had recently read about the kangaroo-like marsupials' antics in a brief on the state's large poppy industry. Tasmania is the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market

We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," The Mercury newspaper quoted Giddings as telling the hearing. "Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

 

[ttotheusher]

Wow, I really wanna be a wallabie! All they do is sleep, eat and get high. What a life!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Rocko apparently just couldn't take Modern Life without something to take the edge off.

 

[Timstuff]

I bet the Wallabies are now dropping out of college and mooching off of their parents at an alarming rate too.

 

[Manic]

Give me a link, dag nabbit! I like sharing funny news stories with people, and no one likes being directed to a thread on some forum.

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

That explains the Dog.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Rocko apparently just couldn't take Modern Life without something to take the edge off.

nice.

 

[Ghostvirus]

This is awesome!

 

[BeserkerHilf]

I feel I have to see this before I die.

 

[bullets]

i used to get high while watching rocko's modern life.

 

[E-Man]

Rocko apparently just couldn't take Modern Life without something to take the edge off.

That was a hoot!