Want better sex, fellas? Have a stiff drink

[SoulManX]

IT gives the phrase "a stiff drink" a whole new meaning: Australian researchers have made the surprise discovery that alcohol improves, rather than damages, men's performance in the bedroom.
They hope the finding, which flies in the face of conventional belief, will reassure men who worry about the affects of drinking on their sex lives.

Until now, it has been widely believed alcohol consumption could cause erectile dysfunction, commonly called "brewer's droop''.


http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24960338-421,00.html

 

[Noon]

I wouldn't trust anything the Australians have to say about drink.

 

[terry78]

So all these decades of how liquor actually ****s up your performance, now suddenly it doesn't? Yeah, ok.

 

[chamber-music]

Australians would say that seeming as they love beer, any excuse

 

[terry78]

Just because you don't recall the night before with your girl asking why you came so fast doesn't mean it didn't happen, bro.

 

[04nbod]

You come to bed drunk and no reasonable woman will want to touch you

 

[SoulManX]

You come to bed drunk and no reasonable woman will want to touch you

Keyword: Reasonable

 

[Spider-Who?]

Keyword: Reasonable

My ex and I would get drunk and screw on frequent occassions. And I can say, that I've never had any adverse effects from the booze. In fact, I would have to agree with the Aussies on this one (in my case anyway).

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

I'm just a social drinker and a woman, but would just one or two drinks suffice and does this benefit extend to women as well?

 

[chaseter]

These researches have never heard of a Whiskey ****

 

[black_dust]

If you need to get drunk to have better sex you should cut your penis off now

 

[chaseter]

I would say if you have a few and you feel frisky and lose your inhibitions then it is probably true. But I think if you get wasted it is another story

 

[Eggyman]

I don't suffer from le droop, but I do get motion sickness.

If I'm drunk, she's on top... or we do it on the floor for minimum wobbleage.

 

[Figs]

Wow!

Yet again who knows how much money went into what they call "Scientific research" to figure something out that was already known.

Yes, there is whiskey dick...for lush's who don't have self control. If you get just good and drunk, not wasted but drunk, usually you can last alot longer before cumming...at least it works for me that way.

 

[chaseter]

Wow!

Yet again who knows how much money went into what they call "Scientific research" to figure something out that was already known.

Yes, there is whiskey dick...for lush's who don't have self control. If you get just good and drunk, not wasted but drunk, usually you can last alot longer before cumming...at least it works for me that way.

Their research = going to the bar, having a few Foster's, and sexin up some sheila's.

 

[Immortalfire]

My girlfriend said to me once, "If you really loved me you wouldn't drink so much." I told her "If I didn't drink so much, I don't think I'd really love you."

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

For some people, a drink kills the nerves and stress a bit which would lead to better performance.

However, alcohol isnt the answer if you want to kill the nerves/anxiety and have great performance. A little pot does a better job at that.

 

[chaseter]

For some people, a drink kills the nerves and stress a bit which would lead to better performance.

However, alcohol isnt the answer if you want to kill the nerves/anxiety and have great performance. A little pot does a better job at that.

Lets just step it up a notch and do some heroine or cocaine and end up pooping everywhere and rolling in it because it is warm and sensual

My cousin said that he and his wife took an ambien and had the craziest sex before they fell asleep. I have also taken ambien and it is indeed crazy. It makes you feel drunk and tired so that sounds like a fun romp.

 

[Eggyman]

'Like stoned tester-bunnies.'

-Snoogins

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

Lets just step it up a notch and do some heroine or cocaine and end up pooping everywhere and rolling in it because it is warm and sensual

My cousin said that he and his wife took an ambien and had the craziest sex before they fell asleep. I have also taken ambien and it is indeed crazy. It makes you feel drunk and tired so that sounds like a fun romp.

LOL...that just makes up for an even crazier experience!

I smoke pot before the secs and it really does make a difference. What a marvelous drug it is!!!

 

[terry78]

It's like you're ****ing a rainbow, huh?

 

[chaseter]

Or riding a flesh colored unicorn.

 

[8Diagrams(WU)]

lol not at all.

It acts as a muscle relaxant or as an anxiety killer. Nothing is different, youre just more relaxed and chilled out. Its not like taking some hard drug liek acid and doing it while you imagine all sorts of cartoon characters are cheering you on.

 

[gap5ewl]

lol not at all.

It acts as a muscle relaxant or as an anxiety killer. Nothing is different, youre just more relaxed and chilled out. Its not like taking some hard drug liek acid and doing it while you imagine all sorts of cartoon characters are cheering you on.

I've heard this. Smoking small amounts of Marijuana apparently increases your sex drive. However, chronic pot use actually decreases it. I guess the same applies to alcohol so that saying "Everything in Moderation" really does stick.

 

[Nirvana]

I don't believe it.