Weird Creature Washes Up on Long Island Beach

[The Lizard]

Now that is a very likely scenario.

jag

I would much prefer if it was real of course. Then we'd be one step closer to the Lizard roaming the sewers of NYC. t:

But yeah, I can totally see this critter being a photoshop or some kind of Fiji Mermaid-type hoax to get people talking about weird genetic splicing experiments creating monsters, thus setting the stage for an upcoming movie.

 

[The Apocalypse]

That's just awful. Who the hell even collects dog snouts? That's an odd hobby. Nothing against your buddy or anything, just seems like a sorta odd thing to collect.

Michael Vick?

 

[Alex The Great]

It's cute. I bet it was good with children.

jag

Nah, this was it

Hmm.......
Face wise, they actually look....the same!....and you can see the red sack thingies on the body....weird.....

This is sooo creepey
Maybe this is the bby. and the mother, see above. will come and look for it. see it dead, blame the humans and kill us all!

DAMN YOU JJ ABRAMS AND YOUR TOM FOOLERY!!!!

 

[CashforStash]

I wan't it

 

[kainedamo]

It's the mother of Ghostrider87.

 

[The Lizard]

UPDATES:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-lijoye0731,0,7880502.column?page=1&track=rss

Further claims from people who say the saw the carcass on the beach, as well as addressing the posiblity of a viral marketing ploy.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

That's just awful. Who the hell even collects dog snouts? That's an odd hobby. Nothing against your buddy or anything, just seems like a sorta odd thing to collect.

Yeah, he hangs them on the wall next to his cat tails and other pet parts. His prized jewel(no pun is intended) is one of his own testicles he surgically removed. He covered it in glitter and had it mounted on a plaque with an engraving that read: 'One half of the worlds biggest set of balls.'

 

[Dark Victory]

Ewwww

 

[Fading]

UPDATES:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/07/the_monster_of_montauk.html

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/suffolk/ny-lijoye0731,0,7880502.column?page=1&track=rss

Further claims from people who say the saw the carcass on the beach, as well as addressing the posiblity of a viral marketing ploy.

LOL, there goes any chance of a definitive answer. Some guy just walks up, carts it off saying "I'm going to mount this on my wall"? Hehe.

I goggled it for kicks and Raccoon seems to be an increasingly popular idea. Sea Turtle seems out tho as the shell is connected to the turtle, you'd see massive cutting and damage if someone removed the shell, not to count Turtles don't seem to be that shape, and then there's the very long tail.

Either way if some guy did cart it off then we'll never know, body = parts unknown = no chance to do blood or DNA testing.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

LOL, there goes any chance of a definitive answer. Some guy just walks up, carts it off saying "I'm going to mount this on my wall"? Hehe.

I goggled it for kicks and Raccoon seems to be an increasingly popular idea. Sea Turtle seems out tho as the shell is connected to the turtle, you'd see massive cutting and damage if someone removed the shell, not to count Turtles don't seem to be that shape, and then there's the very long tail.

Either way if some guy did cart it off then we'll never know, body = parts unknown = no chance to do blood or DNA testing.

Total b******* story. If this thing we're real it would be in the custody of some government agency by now. It definitely wouldn't be in the backyard of Cletus the local roadkill cleaner upper guy.

 

[jaguarr]

Yeah, he hangs them on the wall next to his cat tails and other pet parts. His prized jewel(no pun is intended) is one of his own testicles he surgically removed. He covered it in glitter and had it mounted on a plaque with an engraving that read: 'One half of the worlds biggest set of balls.'

Your friend sounds like he has some serious mental health issues.

jag

 

[Fading]

Total b******* story. If this thing we're real it would be in the custody of some government agency by now. It definitely wouldn't be in the backyard of Cletus the local roadkill cleaner upper guy.

I'm not totally disagreeing, but this isn't a movie world where government agents are around ever corner to cover everything up. I am leaning more towards it being a hoax or viral now, however I think it'd be a bigger stretch to think FBI agents would suddenly pour out to obtain an unknown animal washed up on a beach.

I think partly I'm tired of all the "FAKE" stuff that gets said on the internet. There have been some rational not far out there at all things posted on Youtube, or written about in a story (some alrdy proven true), and some Jackass always has to yell fake after his "first!". This to me looks like a real animal, textures and all, not saying it's not Frankensteined together tho. However a lot of ppl are yelling Photoshop, and honestly it doesn't look PS'd.

 

[Matrixo]

Word...

The whole sparkle ball did it for me...



Get new friends.

 

[SuBe]

 

[avengerscaptain]

You can tell they are doing some nasty genetic DNA cloning stuff. That looks like a wild concoction of Poodle DNA mixed with bird, mixed with rat, mixed with man.

Scary days are awaiting us ahead.

 

[SuBe]

 

[Fading]

Bowsers finally made his move . Quick everyone! Start working on your jumping and turtle stomping abilities, and for the love of God someone find a fire flower now!!!

 

[kainedamo]

Looks very different from that angle.

With the first angle, it looked like its mouth was shaped like a beak.

Overall, it looks like a really big pig. I think its just a pig

 

[Fading]

Looks very different from that angle.

With the first angle, it looked like its mouth was shaped like a beak.

Overall, it looks like a really big pig. I think its just a pig

Perspective changes a great deal of things. Agreed, no longer looks like some hybrid monster. It's nose tip looks broken off and not like a beak. Pig sounds reasonable, it could be other animals too simply with the fur coming off from being submerged for so long.

 

[SuBe]

They think that it is a bloated dead raccoon.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

It's manbearpig, obviously. Al Gore was the old man that took it away and mounted it as well.

 

[Schlosser85]

It could be something badly decomposed to where it looks mutated....it would weird me out to see that thing on a beach somewhere though.

 

[LazloSpeeker]

Dog definitely. Pitbull-Boxer mix but I don't know where the nose is.

 

[AndThePickles]

It was proven that it's a dead racoon.

 

[Nirvana]

Yeah, he hangs them on the wall next to his cat tails and other pet parts. His prized jewel(no pun is intended) is one of his own testicles he surgically removed. He covered it in glitter and had it mounted on a plaque with an engraving that read: 'One half of the worlds biggest set of balls.'

There has to be something seriously wrong with your friend. That is disgusting.