Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

[VampElvis]

Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampire-crash-txt,0,4980779.story

RUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

must have sparkled and blinded her

 

[Trainwreck2100]

must have sparkled and blinded her

or it made her nauseous when it started to talk in poorly written diologue

 

[Metamorpho1977]

woman drivers.

 

[Bad Superman]

Blaming vampires now. . . WOW. . .That excuse is right down there with "The dog ate it. . . ."

 

[Metamorpho1977]

However, if I were a vampire, that would be where I'd hide out. There's a lot of protection from the sun. i.e. caves, forests, that kind of stuff.

 

[Wolfwood]

Why throw it in reverse? If I was certain there was a Vampire standing in the middle of the road, I'd run him down and keep going.

 

[SuperFerret]

Vampires are immune to being run down on the road. It's a new rule. I just made it up, since making up stuff about vampires is apparently a good way to become popular.

 

[Silvermoth]

She crashed her car trying to get away from a vampire? What a racist.

 

[SuperFerret]

She crashed her car trying to get away from a vampire? What a racist.

*slaps*

No. Bad Silvermoth, bad. Vampires are not a race. Vampires are not people. Once you start this whole undead tolerance thing, you get crap like Twilight and True Blood.

 

[KevanG]

She blames vampires and yet "Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash. " Do they really think they have vampires out there? Is it a normal occurance or something? 'My dog ran away' Must be those dang vampires again

 

[SuperFerret]

Do you really think they don't have vampires out there?

 

[Wolfwood]

She blames vampires and yet "Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash. " Do they really think they have vampires out there? Is it a normal occurance or something? 'My dog ran away' Must be those dang vampires again

Well, you don't need drugs or alcohol to be bat-**** insane. Though they do help.

 

[Docker2.0]

This would happen the day Twilight is released wouldn't it? Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Little known fact.

The Vampire was in the car with her and said "Buckle your seat belt spider-monkey".

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Vampires are immune to being run down on the road. It's a new rule. I just made it up, since making up stuff about vampires is apparently a good way to become popular.

its also a good way to fleece people out of their hard earned money. But alas "A fool and his money are soon parted" See that I quoted someone, that's the sign of a good rider when you can quote them.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Vampires are immune to being run down on the road. It's a new rule. I just made it up, since making up stuff about vampires is apparently a good way to become popular.

Walking around in the sunlight? Diamonds? U MAD?

 

[SuperFerret]

its also a good way to fleece people out of their hard earned money. But alas "A fool and his money are soon parted" See that I quoted someone, that's the sign of a good rider when you can quote them.

Who are you riding?

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Who are you riding?

the tom tusser express.

It would appear that you don't have to read stupid vampire book, for it to turn you into a bad proofreader

 

[Harls]

Bahahaha. That's pretty funny. Poor lady, she probably really did think she saw a vampire and will probably drive her husband nuts in trying to find him again.

Sheesh, what kind of husband can put up with that, anyways?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

*slaps*

No. Bad Silvermoth, bad. Vampires are not a race. Vampires are not people. Once you start this whole undead tolerance thing, you get crap like Twilight and True Blood.

How dare you insult True Blood.

 

[knowsbleed]

This is the most racist thread title I've ever seen.

 

[SuperFerret]

How dare you insult True Blood.

I only insult the worst crap, so it's deserved. Seriously, the whole "corpses are people too" garbage has got to stop.

 

[Bad Superman]

Vampires are immune to being run down on the road. It's a new rule. I just made it up, since making up stuff about vampires is apparently a good way to become popular.

Next thing you know, they'll be turning into a star constellation when they get killed. . . .

 

[Harls]

Next thing you know, they'll be turning into a star constellation when they get killed. . . .

Oh jeez, don't give them any more ideas...