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All-Star Superman - begging for his old name back
Anguisette1979 - corpse collecting dominatrix sister of Babs Gordon
Babs Gordon - red hair and geology
Ballistic Liz - being cheated on
C.F. Kane - his red cheeks
C.Lee - civility
Danger Mouse - joining the Hype back in the 60's
DBella - being hot?
Docker - wanting to **** white women
dpm07 - being a robot who stupidly uses 14 words to say what would've been better said in 4
Dr.Fear - being a loser virgin who's under his Mommy's thumb
Duende Verde - photoshop skills
Franklin Richards - Aunt Petunia
Hades - Josh Groban
InsaneDwayne - Loving Tony Danza
JLBats - Cranberry Sauce
JoLiE MeNdEz - Hot chick who likes hot chicks and has a huge mole
Joseph Freefall - that pic of him and his dog
Kurosawa - flips out if you hate the Star Wars prequels
Lord Valumart - Bad Make-Up
Malice - Hitman avatar
Mentok - Mentok avatar
Mongo44 - liking punk rock and being dead now
Morg - being deaf and wearing Elisha's thong
Motown Marvel - Loves Meg White
NOFX - Pimp and Ho parties and Green Day sales records
oakzap425 - Gay anime porn
Phantasm - : pats head :
Ryoko - looking like Christina Ricci
Son of Logan - looking like Kevin Smith, having a jesus beard and liking black chicks
Supergirl a woman trapped in a man's body
Superhobo - telling preposterous lies
The Lumberjack - being a theif
Elijya - (pre-mod) being a cool guy, (post mod) Mike
Brodie - being banned
Corinthian - being Mexican
Daisy - text orgies
Darnell - his Tiger
Dew K. Mosi - being the Empress, having boot-licks, writing, answering questions
Dog Lips - hypodermic dog and Wenis
Drakon - having one leg
E.Bison - puking and crying and HIV negative
jaguarr - signing every post "jag"
jonty30 - being canadian and sexually unfulfilled
Karem-Knight - being everywhere because he is a Galtic Knight
Kevin Roegele - Ultimate Warrior avatar
MakeMineMarvel - being an entrepreneur (but it's probably like Amway or something)
Master Cheif - uh, guns?
Mr. Sparkle - Homer eyes
Paladin - calling foes "sparky"
PLAS - playing music and getting stoned
Sarge 2.0 - wanting to sit at the cool kids table
Shadowboxing - shirtless pics
The Amazing Lee - drinking and guitar playing in weird pants
The Lizard - Reptiliophilia
TheSumOfGod - Conspiracy theory with a heavy emphasis on the 4th dimensional reptilian overlords and 9/11
THWIP* - Typing Big
Toven - being a b****
Truthteller - Bigfoot love
Erzengel - funny pictorials (even though it's been a while) and collecting busts
Equint77 - loving New York and diseminating celebrity gossip
musclesforsupes -