What Did people Jam in Their Bodies this year?

[Doctor Evo]

What? You've never heard of a sanitary napkin?

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

That's one of the more normal ones, tbh.

The truth hurts...along with a few other things.

 

[Godzilla2000]

DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs - Master of the awkward thread topics.

Anyone else agree?

 

[RetrogradeOrbit]

Upon initial reading of the thread title, I thought it was relating to what we have been eating over the Christmas period...

Oh Boy! After these last two pages. Was I wrong or was I wrong...

Some of the excuses given for how these items got to where they are must be hilarious though!

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Jerry Stillet: "One in a million shot Doc... One in a million."

 

[Teelie]

The bottle rocket sounds like a prank I've sadly seen actually done on Youtube where some stupid frat boy sticks the tip of one in his butt and fires it off from his ass like a launch platform. Clearly that's not a good idea for the obvious reason of it's a firecracker near your ass!

The giant purple ***** sounds like a GTA reference. San Andreas (I think) had one hidden as a blunt weapon. But I also believe that one probably happens too.

 

[Duran Man]

Maybe some of those people fell on those objects.

 

[NewYorkSpider]

This is just...wow.