This post was inspired by the Backstage page on The Smoking Gun. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage When singers, rappers, bands, famous comedians, and politicians go on tour, they still like to stay as comfortable as possible. To ensure this, they'll typically provide a list of demands that their managers, the owners of their touring venues, and even hotels must meet. Sometimes they just want a comfy sofa and a few bottles of water waiting for them when they get backstage. Sometimes they want two dressing rooms, three separate catering tables, furniture of a certain color, potted plants, a bowl of M&M's, all the brown M&M's removed from the bowl, purple drapes hanging from every wall, exactly 37 tiles on the ceiling, and zero eye-contact. So if you were famous and on tour, what would be your backstage demands?