What's in your rider?

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  1. Manic

    Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    This post was inspired by the Backstage page on The Smoking Gun.
    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstage

    When singers, rappers, bands, famous comedians, and politicians go on tour, they still like to stay as comfortable as possible. To ensure this, they'll typically provide a list of demands that their managers, the owners of their touring venues, and even hotels must meet. Sometimes they just want a comfy sofa and a few bottles of water waiting for them when they get backstage. Sometimes they want two dressing rooms, three separate catering tables, furniture of a certain color, potted plants, a bowl of M&M's, all the brown M&M's removed from the bowl, purple drapes hanging from every wall, exactly 37 tiles on the ceiling, and zero eye-contact.


    So if you were famous and on tour, what would be your backstage demands?
     
    #1 Manic, Jan 10, 2013
  2. grout

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    Mcgangbang
     
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    X-Box with 10-12 current video game
    Cable TV with the YES, MSG, ESPN
    Sunflower Seeds (Planters/David Jumbo)
    Finger foods (Buffalo Wings, Nachos, Mozzerella Stickx and Potato Skins)
    Mountain Dew/Sunkist/Coke
    Seagrams & 7-Up
    Guinness
    Magnum Ice Cream Bars
    Low Self Esteem Women with Father Issues
     
    #3 Erzengel, Jan 10, 2013
  4. grout

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    Oh heck yes.. Guinness and Magnum bars are awesome.
     
    #4 grout, Jan 10, 2013
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    - Coke Zero, Pepsi will not be tolerated
    - glacial water from a quality glacier
    - masseuse (this will be returned)
    - Unused toilet paper
    - Chicken (preferably alive)
    - Sushi chef (preferably Japanese)
    - Italian chef (preferably Giada De Laurentiis)
    - Human fur slippers
    - Monkeys, in gladiator attire (at least 2)
    - Fingerless gloves
    - Gloveless fingers
    - Electricity
    - Fire starting material
    - Betamax player
    - Garbage Pail Kids The Movie on Betamax
    - Horizontal stripper pole
    - Vertical bed (bedbugs are unacceptable unless they are housebroken)
    - Katana sword, 2 sais, 1 tempered hardwood bo staff, 1 pair of nunchakus
    - A really nice sandwich
     
    #5 knowsbleed, Jan 10, 2013
  6. Mrs. Sawyer

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    Live People in Human Centipede formation as a coffee table.
     
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