Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown threads merged

[Equint77]

Just got this breaking news email from CNN....

I was trying think of something witty to say about this breaking development but they're both a bunch of stupid ass cracked out A-1 morons. What joke can I tell that's funnier than their lives?

**** you Whitney & Bobby.. I hope you both burn in hell.

-- Grammy-winning singer Whitney Houston has filed for divorce from husband Bobby Brown, her publicist tells The Associated Press.

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[Cmill216]

So how do they split up the rocks? Half and half? 60/40?

 

[maxwell's demon]

[blackout]whos gonna scoop her poop?[/blackout]

 

[The Lizard]

She'll go back to him.

 

[Bat Attack]

*says fast* "Boooobby, wheres ma' boooobby? BOBBY!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

[blackout]whos gonna scoop her poop?[/blackout]

It is sentient

 

[Matt]

And yet no one has made an Osama Bin LAden joke yet...

 

[Mister J]

Bobby must have screwed up the rotation one too many times.



[Whitney] Oh, hell to the no! [/Whitney]

 

[Equint77]

I kinda wish they would one day go out the scarface way..... they're in their house... coked out of their heads as a group of columbian hitmen invade their compound and die in a bullet crazed blaze of glory.

You know what.. I just wanna see them die.

 

[Cmill216]

^lmao.

 

[maxwell's demon]

[bin laden]fap fap fap[/binny]

And yet no one has made an Osama Bin LAden joke yet...

so there.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

And yet no one has made an Osama Bin LAden joke yet...

You're glib, Matt.

 

[Kipobe]

I was gonna say this was interesting news that this broke not long after Osama revealed his love for Whitney.

But in reality, I think their 11-year supply of crack just ended.

 

[SoulManX]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg9cCqP7oQc&mode=related&search=

 

[jaguarr]

It's really sad what's become of them. And by them, I mean Whitney. And by Whitney I mean her singing voice. Bobby ruined it all.

jag

 

[Duende Verde]

And yet no one has made an Osama Bin LAden joke yet...

 

[Kipobe]

It's really sad what's become of them. And by them, I mean Whitney. And by Whitney I mean her singing voice. Bobby ruined it all.

jag

They both always have been, and always will be total suck.

 

[SoulManX]

Bobby must have screwed up the rotation one too many times.



[Whitney] Oh, hell to the no! [/Whitney]

Man she really let her self go

 

[Equint77]

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[Darthphere]

The man loves Whitney

























































's crack money

 

[Equint77]

this ***** looks like a hag.

 

[Mister J]

It just gets better...

Recent reports have suggested that Karrine Steffans, the self-proclaimed "Video Vixen," may have caused the impending divorce of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. But a source with knowledge of the relationship tells TMZ that it's Brown who has sought out Steffans for moral and financial support: He stays at her L.A. home "frequently" and Karrine actually ponies up for Bobby's pre-paid cell phone.

As TMZ reported earlier, Houston's publicist Nancy Seltzer confirms the Grammy award-winning singer will file for divorce from husband Bobby Brown. The couple has one child, Bobbi Kristina.

According to the TMZ source, there is in fact no romance between Brown and Steffans, and that outsiders are creating that illusion because of her past, in which she was known as "Supahead" by legions of R&B and hip-hop artists to whom she provided sexual services on the sets of their videos. She wrote a book about her experiences, "Confessions of a Video Vixen," which was a New York Times bestseller.

Steffans recently told the New York Daily News' Lloyd Grove that her relationship with Brown was "a really tricky situation" and called him her "dearest friend," but wouldn't admit to having a physical relationship. During the summer, at a concert Brown gave with fellow '80s artists Bell Biv Devoe and En Vogue at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles, Steffans was backstage and in fact took Brown home in her car. Brown had told the audience that he and Whitney were on the rocks and that he needed a "tenderoni" to take home. It appears he found that "tenderoni" in the form of Steffans. Brown and Steffans' encounter that night was caught on tape by a show called "I Married A Baller" on the TV1 network.

 

[Equint77]

lol..... christ almighty.

 

[guitarsingerguy]

Annnnnddd IIIIIIIIIeeeeIIIII will always love crackkkkkkkahackkkkkkkkk

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm glad she's divorcing him, maybe now she'll be able to get some therapy and get off them rocks.
I miss the old Whitney, she was so talented *tear*