Who'll wind up getting themselves killed first?

[Sawyer]

Because, let's be honest, neither of these d-bags are making it into the 2020s.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Zimmerman. The guy basically lives a thug lifestyle; it's going to catch up to him.

 

[dude stannis]

Both at the same time under horrible circumstances would be great.

 

[Sawyer]

Both at the same time under horrible circumstances would be great.

So, like, a scenario where they both get fused together in a transporter malfunction, and Shkreli is like "Eww, a lower-middle class non-white!" and Zimmerman's like "Eww, someone I could be killing right now!" and they both try to tear away from one another, killing themselves in the process?

 

[dude stannis]

Maybe we could human centipede them?

 

[Sawyer]

Jesus, dude, we're supposed to at least have standards.

 

[dude stannis]

Standards flew out the window when they ended human lives.

 

[jokesonm3]

Bill Maher George Zimmerman.

 

[Iron_Stark]

The affluenza punk and his carrot top mom driving down the road, drunk, rams into a car being driven by Shkreli with Jared Fogle on the passenger seat, spins, hitting a pedestrian Zimmerman out on "patrol". They all die instantaneous.

That would be my ideal scenario.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Both were born in 1983.
I find that bit interesting.



And I won't need to repeat what Pink Ranger said.

Standards flew out the window when they ended human lives.

Which one should be assigned to eat feces of the other?

 

[Teelie]

Pink Ranger said it. Zimmerman is asking for someone to shoot him. Or stab him. Or beat him to death. Or any number of other grisly ends. He has pissed off enough people someone is probably planning his demise.

Shkreli likely will end up being isolated from the general population of whatever prison he ends up in and despite his despicable smug attitude likely won't get shanked unless he pisses off the wrong inmate. Given his attitude though that is a distinct possibility.

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Wow....

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

Skreli actually forces people to question high drug prices.

Zimmerman, there's no silver lining. He killed someone who he should've left alone and then became a klan, gun nut poster boy who rubs his tragic offense in everyone's face with zero remorse.

The Affluenza kid is just about as bad as Zimmerman.

Skreli is a distant third providing sick people haven't died from his Wall Street performance art.

 

[Sawyer]

Oh s***, I forgot to include the Affluenza kid.

Though, depending on the status of his whole legal situation, it seems more likely to me that he'll become personally acquainted with all 11 inches of his cellmate Leon than it does that he'll get killed.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Oh s***, I forgot to include the Affluenza kid.

Though, depending on the status of his whole legal situation, it seems more likely to me that he'll become personally acquainted with all 11 inches of his cellmate Leon than it does that he'll get killed.

Oh please, honey, Leon is a lying skank. Totally exaggerating himself.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Definitely Zimmerman. Skhreli is a scum bag, but he doesn't have a history of violence.

 

[Teelie]

Affluenza kid is a good second likely after Zimmerman if for no other reason he's rich and arrogant enough to think he can get away with murder (again).

 

[Pink Ranger]

Affluenza kid is a good second likely after Zimmerman if for no other reason he's rich and arrogant enough to think he can get away with murder (again).

Come to think about it, what happened to Joran Vandersloot? I'm surprised he's survived in Peruvian prison this long.

 

[Teelie]

As far as I know he is still rotting away there. 28 year prison sentence.

 

[Great Cthulhu]

I voted for Martin Shkreli. You can't simmer the Zimmer!