Iron Man 3 Witty Tony Stark Replies

[Still Wynning]

It's pretty simple. Make up replies that Tony would say to something in an everyday situation, in battle, at parties, etc.

Examples:

Enemy: "Any witty comebacks, Mr. Stark?"
*sonic booms fill the air, and several of Tony's Mark suits come flying in one by one*
Tony: "Oh...about forty."

"Let's see a swiss army knife do this!"

(shoots a drone)"Tag, you're it."

(referring to his weaponry) "Mine's bigger."

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

(Referring to Killian)

"Never trust a guy with the word kill in his name."

 

[TomPiltoff]

ITT everybody makes it blatantly, awkwardly obvious that they are in fact not Robert Downey Jr.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

ITT everybody makes it blatantly, awkwardly obvious that they are in fact not Robert Downey Jr.

ITT nobody really gives a flying **** what you think. But hey, that was fun to reply to anyway.