Woman arrested for bartending in the nude

[Immortalfire]

http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Feature_Stories/ODD_Bartending_in_the_Buff_.html

DELHI, Illinois. — Here's a tip: Bartending nude can get you arrested.

Sheriff's deputies doing a routine check this week at a southern Illinois bar say they discovered a not-so-routine sight. Authorities allege that 33-year-old Janet Brannon was naked while serving bar patrons at the Cabin Tavern in Delhi (DEL'-ee).

Brannon was arrested and charged with misdemeanor public indecency. She was freed on $8,000 bond.

She was the only bar employee working at the time, so the tavern was closed Thursday.

No telephone listing can be found for Brannon, and the Jersey County sheriff's department doesn't know whether she has an attorney.

Alrighty.

 

[Darthphere]

So Sheriff deputies routinely check bars?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

If the bar was not open for business, is it really a public area? I don't really care about the nude part; well, as long as she's athletic.

 

[Eggyman]

Well, as long as she keeps the drip tray clean.

 

[UA-Archangel]

Any pictures?

 

[tzarinna]

Let me know where the nude male bartenders are, okay, thanks so much.

 

[Spider-Fan]

I have only one question: Is she hot?

 

[Morg]

Any pictures?

Trust me, you do not want to see pics

 

[Immortalfire]

Trust me, you do not want to see pics

I'm assuming you have? Quite a talent you have, digging up the wrong pics

 

[Alex The Great]

Matt

 

[Spidey-Bat]

If the bar was not open for business, is it really a public area? I don't really care about the nude part; well, as long as she's athletic.

The bar was open. She was the only one working there so when she was arrested, they had to close.

 

[Badger]

Those crazy wacky Salukis.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Trust me, you do not want to see pics

I haven't seen them, but she must have been ugly.

No straight cop would arrest an extremely good looking woman who was naked. He may pull out his handcuffs, but no arrests would be made.

 

[Alex The Great]

No straight cop would arrest an extremely good looking woman who was naked. He may pull out his handcuffs, but no arrests would be made.

 

[Dark Victory]

I haven't seen them, but she must have been ugly.

No straight cop would arrest an extremely good looking woman who was naked. He may pull out his handcuffs, but no arrests would be made.

 

[Immortalfire]

I haven't seen them, but she must have been ugly.

No straight cop would arrest an extremely good looking woman who was naked. He may pull out his handcuffs, but no arrests would be made.

*drum roll and cymbals*

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Pfft, you know you all were thinking the same thing. When you first read it, you might wonder about her appearance. Then you realize that this in Illinois, so you know that it was probably just some fat broad with crabs.

 

[Two-Face]

This is funny ****.

 

[PyroChamber]

It's always the ugly ones who want to get naked.

 

[BizarroAids]

Morg saw pics? That's a surprise.

 

[Morg]

I'm assuming you have? Quite a talent you have, digging up the wrong pics

I assume you got this story from Fark, some Farker found her pic and posted it

 

[Morg]

Click at your own risk and no she isn't nude

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

That face would launch a thousand ships. . .in the other direction.

 

[Addendum]

And I thought this was her

 

[Alex The Great]

click at your own risk and no she isn't nude

ew!!!!!