You talkin' to me?" Movie Banter

[Masamune]

"You're on thin ****ing ice my pedigree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks...now **** off!"

-Brick Top Snatch

Get the **** out of here, Tommy!

-Goodfellas

 

[Masquerade]

"You're gonna die, clown!"

- Happy Gilmore

 

[Sensi]

With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand.

The Dark Knight

 

[lordofthenerds]

With respect, sir, perhaps this is a man that *you* don't fully understand.

The Dark Knight

"He looks like Elton John, only more gay."

- House of Wax

 

[Sensi]

"He looks like Elton John, only more gay."

- House of Wax

Miss Idgie says everybody else will be calling him that, we might as well be the first.


-Fried Green Tomatoes

 

[Great Pretender]

"Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was."

-Back To The Future II

 

[Sensi]

"Look at him. He's a butthead just like his old man was."

-Back To The Future II

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

-Die Hard

 

[Great Pretender]

"A fly. Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly?"

-The Fly (1986)

 

[Sensi]

You're U.S. Government property. You're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon. You're a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you're going to tell me how this happened.

-The Bourne Identity

 

[Great Pretender]

"Well, the machine went haywire and the rocks got crushed up and mixed with the water, and it got onto Cliff. Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!"

-The Flintstones

 

[Sensi]

"Well, the machine went haywire and the rocks got crushed up and mixed with the water, and it got onto Cliff. Mr. Slate, I'm sorry!"

-The Flintstones

Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?

-Mad Max 2

 

[kingman]

Yeah, okay, but what does that mean?

-Mad Max 2

He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".

- Tombstone

 

[Sensi]

He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him".

- Tombstone

I gotta hand it to you, George. You certainly do have a talent for trivializin' the momentous and complicatin' the obvious. You ever considered runnin' for Congress?

Gettysburg

 

[Vengeance]

I gotta hand it to you, George. You certainly do have a talent for trivializin' the momentous and complicatin' the obvious. You ever considered runnin' for Congress?

Gettysburg

And at the same time I was...employing my other talent, lovemaking.

Sweet Bird of Youth

 

[Sensi]

And at the same time I was...employing my other talent, lovemaking.

Sweet Bird of Youth

You brought me back to life.

- Sex and the City

 

[Vengeance]

You brought me back to life.

- Sex and the City

You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

- Garden State

 

[lordofthenerds]

You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big, but right now, I gotta go.

- Garden State

"Hey, don't leave me here! I'm anti-Semitic!"

- Cast a Giant Shadow

 

[Sensi]

"Hey, don't leave me here! I'm anti-Semitic!"

- Cast a Giant Shadow

Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?

- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

 

[Vengeance]

Hmm. That's something I've never heard before. You mean this literally, I take it?

- Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles

This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your wrist off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

-Hitch

 

[Sensi]

This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your wrist off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?

-Hitch

Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog.

-Juno

 

[Vengeance]

Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog.

-Juno

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

-The Dark Knight

 

[Sensi]

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.

-The Dark Knight

Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

Turner & Hooch

 

[Vengeance]

Don't eat the car! Not the car! Oh, what am I yelling at you for? You're a dog!

Turner & Hooch

I am not an animal! I am a human being! I am a man!

-Elephant Man

 

[Bruce Banner]

Well, then it suits you.

-Fight Club

 

[Sensi]

Well, then it suits you.

-Fight Club

Six weeks ago I was ordinary and pathetic, just like you. Who am I now? Account manager? Assassin? Just another tool who was mind-****ed into killing his father. I am all of these. I am none of these. Who am I now? This is not me fulfilling my destiny. This is not me following in my father's footsteps. This is definitely not me saving the world.

-Wanted