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Your astrological sign and its accuracy

What's your sign?

  • Aries (March 21 - April 20)

  • Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

  • Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

  • Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

  • Leo (July 23 - August 21)

  • Virgo (August 22 - September 23)

  • Libra (September 24 - October 23)

  • Scorpio (October 24 - November 22)

  • Saggitarius (November 23 - December 22)

  • Capricorn (December 23 - January 20)

  • Aquarius (January 21 - February 19)

  • Pisces (February 20 - March 20)


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Alright, we all know what sign of the zodiac we were born under, but I have to wonder if it's all a bunch of hooey or if you think there's some merit to them. Are the descriptions of each sign vague enough that they could apply to anybody, or do you fit the description of your sign to a T?

I'm a firm believer that they have a reasonable degree of accuracy, being that I'm a Scorpio and I have the deep intensity, a propensity for holding a long-term grudge, and a fixation on sensuality and passion rather than a carefree attitude toward sex.

Check this site and see if your description fits you. If it does, do you think it's mere coincidence?
 
it's....accurate.
too accurate. Get a away team down there, we MUST take them down damnit!
 
It's sometimes scray how accurate they are.
 
I'm a capri and even though some traits are pretty much dead on like holding a grudge , being reserved , humorous.In fact that's the thing i like the most myself , that i can find all things funny . Except deliberate racial humor :whatever:

Anyways as for the astrology thingie , i am a believer of it. Not a total believer mind you because more then once it has been proven wrong. Examples are when it's said that everything will go wrong and i wind up having one of the best days of my life.
However when you truly go into the specifics it's pretty much dead on with the predictions. Me being a hindu also has some influence .

In fact vedic astrology reminds me a lot of minority report :o


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This is DEAD ON for me :
Another unexpected quality in some Capricornians is an interest in the occult which persists in spite of their naturally skeptical turn of mind.
 
Scorpios are the most intense, profound, powerful characters in the zodiac. Even when they appear self-controlled and calm there is a seething intensity of emotional energy under the placid exterior. They are like the volcano not far under the surface of a calm sea, it may burst into eruption at any moment. But those of us who are particularly perceptive will be aware of the harnessed aggression, the immense forcefulness, magnetic intensity, and often strangely hypnotic personality under the tranquil, but watchful composure of Scorpio. In conventional social gatherings they are pleasant to be with, thoughtful in conversation, dignified, and reserved, yet affable and courteous; they sometimes possess penetrating eyes which make their shyer companions feel naked and defenseless before them.

In their everyday behavior they give the appearance of being withdrawn from the center of activity, yet those who know them will recognize the watchfulness that is part of their character. They need great self-discipline, because they are able to recognize the qualities in themselves that make them different from other humans, and to know their utterly conventional natures can be used for great good, or great evil. Their tenacity and willpower are immense, their depth of character and passionate conviction overwhelming, yet they are deeply sensitive and easily moved by their emotions. Their sensitivity, together with a propensity for extreme likes and dislikes make them easily hurt, quick to detect insult or injury to themselves (often when none is intended) and easily aroused to ferocious anger. This may express itself in such destructive speech or action that they make lifelong enemies by their outspokenness, for they find it difficult not to be overly critical of anything or anyone to whom they take a dislike.

They can harness their abundant energy constructively, tempering their self-confidence with shrewdness and their ambition with magnanimity toward others provided they like them. They relate to fellow workers only as leaders and can be blunt to those they dislike to the point of cruelty. In fact they are not above expressing vindictiveness in deliberate cruelty. They are too demanding, too unforgiving of faults in others, perhaps because they are not aware of the shortcomings within themselves, and extravagantly express their self-disgust in unreasonable resentment against their fellows. They do, however, make excellent friends, provided that their companions do nothing to impugn the honor of which Scorpios are very jealous. Part of the negative side of the Scorpio nature is a tendency to discard friends once they cease to be useful, but the decent native is aware of, and fights this tendency.

They are fortunate in that their strong reasoning powers are tempered with imagination and intuition, and these gifts, together with critical perception and analytical capacity, can enable the Scorpions to penetrate to profundities beyond the average. They have a better chance of becoming geniuses than the natives of any other sign.But charismatic "twice-born" characters such as they can sink into the extremes of depravity if they take the wrong path, and the intensity of their nature exaggerates their harmful tendencies into vices far greater than the normal.
Rebelliousness against all conventions, political extremism to the point where hatred of the Establishment makes them utterly unscrupulous terrorists. Brooding resentment, aggressive and sadistic brutality, total arrogance, morbid jealousy, extreme volatility of temperament, these are some of their vices. At the other extreme is the procrastinator, the man or woman who is capable of so much that they do nothing and become indolent and self-indulgent, requiring extravagant praise and flattery from those whom they make their cronies.

Being so gifted, they can find fulfillment in many employments. Their inner intensity can result in the ice-cold self-control and detachment of the surgeon, the concentration of the research scientist, and the heroism of the soldier. Any profession in which analysis, investigation, research, dealing with practicalities, and the solving of mysteries are relevant, can appeal to them. So police and detective work, espionage and counterespionage, the law, physics or psychology may attract them, and they can become masters of the written and spoken word. They may be most persuasive orators and find fulfillment as diplomats or preachers and, if they make the Church their profession, their inner intensity can express itself in the spiritual fervor of the mystic or the thaumaturgy.

Scorpio is the symbol of sex and Scorpios are passionate lovers, the most sensually energetic of all the signs. For them, union with the beloved is a sacrament, an "outward and visible sign of an inward and spiritual grace.". Their overriding urge in loving is to use their power to penetrate beyond themselves and to lose themselves sexually in their partners in an almost mystical ecstasy, thus discovering the meaning of that union which is greater than individuality, and is a marriage of the spirit as well as of flesh. They are thus capable of the greatest heights of passionate transport, but debauchery and perversion are always dangers, and Scorpios can become sadistic monsters of sensuality and eroticism. Their feelings are so intense that even when their love is of the highest, and most idealistic kind, they are nevertheless frequently protagonists in tragic, even violent romances, "star-crossed lovers".

Possible Health Concerns...
Scorpio governs the pelvis and reproductive and urinary systems and its subjects are said to be prone to ailments of the liver and kidneys, stones and gravel in the bladder or genitals, and other genital ills such as priapism. Abscesses, boils, carbuncles, fistulas, piles, ruptures and ulcers may also affect the Scorpions.


LIKES
Truth
Hidden Causes
Being involved
Work That is Meaningful
Being Persuasive
DISLIKES
Being Given Only Surface data
Taken Advantage of
Demeaning Jobs
Shallow Relationships
Flattery and Flattering

All you ever wanted to know....I wouldn't be able to describe myself better than this...right down to my kidney problem....
 
Astrology is complete bull****, period

I could provide anyone with any "profile" for any sign and you'd identify traits if you felt so inclined, but it wouldn't matter if I switched Capricorn for Libra or Gemini for Pisces.

Read a horoscope for yourself for today. Now read one for today from another source, and another. Do any of them say the same thing? No, because they're random, and vague, and aren't tied into anything at all. It's bull****. You might as well believe in the Tooth Fairy
 
I just read about my own sign and I have to say there are certain traits which are very accurate but it is difficult for me to discuss the rest given I think they are better left for others to judge.
 
I'm not nearly as OCD as virgos are expected to be but I do have some OCD tendencies on occasion. Astro.com is by far the best horoscope site. The free long range reporting is top notch. It's all calculated by a computer too which is rad because there's no human mumbo-jumbo bias.
 
I'm not nearly as OCD as virgos are expected to be but I do have some OCD tendencies on occasion. Astro.com is by far the best horoscope site. The free long range reporting is top notch. It's all calculated by a computer too which is rad because there's no human mumbo-jumbo bias.
How rad is it? Let's ask the rad-o-metre...

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Yeah, the OCD stuff for us Virgos is nonsense.
 
Mine is fairly accurate at times, but isn't close enough for me to get all shocked and surprised.
 
What site is that description from?

It's connected to the link above in the first post. I have read it before, and although I am not a strong believer in the day to day astrology, the description is too coincidental to go unnoticed....

I hate flattery with a passion.....I always feel there is an alternative reason, shallow relationships are of no interest to me, and I need a job which keeps my mind satisfied and is meaningful....I believe in the truth, and I can be quite persistent and persuasive when I want to be....

If I wanted to describe myself in three words....volcano, watchfullness, and passion would be it...and I have actually even before ever reading this description....
 
I'm a Taurus. It fits me in some ways, but not at all in others. Everyone always thinks I'm an Aries though and that one seems to fit me more.
 
They could have used me as a model for the 'taurus steryotype'

Bullheaded to the last.
 
Traditional Virgo Traits

Modest and shy (I used to be quite shy... now I'm pretty friendly and outgoing)
Meticulous and reliable (I am extremely meticulous, especially with art projects of any kind. I am also pretty reliable)
Practical and diligent (Depending on what it's relating to I can be very practical. Diligence depends too)
Intelligent and analytical (I do great with logic puzzles and minute mysteries... :p)


On the dark side....

Fussy and a worrier (worrier? so true. Not as fussy.)
Overcritical and harsh (Definitely have a critical side... I get it from my Dad. I said something harsh to my co-teacher yesterday... so that comes out too)
Perfectionist and conservative (perfectionist... totally. Conservative? not in the least)

Virgo! About Your Sign...

Virgo is the only zodiacal sign represented by a female. It is sometimes thought of as a potentially creative girl (big check, delicately lovely; sometimes as a somewhat older woman, intelligent but rather pedantic and spinsterish. The latter impression is sometimes confirmed by the Virgoan preciseness, refinement, fastidious love of cleanliness, hygiene and good order, conventionality and aristocratic attitude of reserve. They are usually observant, shrewd, critically inclined, judicious, patient, practical supporters of the status quo, and tend toward conservatism in all departments of life. On the surface they are emotionally cold, and sometimes this goes deeper, for their habit of suppressing their natural kindness may in the end cause it to atrophy, with the result that they shrink from committing themselves to friendship, make few relationships, and those they do make they are careful to keep superficial. Ummmm not at all

But the outward lack of feeling may, in some individuals born under this sign, conceal too much emotion, to which they are afraid of giving way because they do not trust others, nor do they have confidence in themselves and their judgments. This is because they are conscious of certain shortcomings in themselves of worldliness, of practicality, of sophistication and of outgoingness. So they bring the art of self concealment to a high pitch, hiding their apprehensiveness about themselves and their often considerable sympathy with other people under a mantle of matter-of-factness and undemonstrative, quiet reserve. They are still waters that run deep. Yet in their unassuming, outwardly cheerful and agreeable fashion, they can be sensible, discreet, well spoken, wise and witty, with a good understanding of other people's problems which they can tackle with a practicality not always evident in their own personal relationships. This is dead wrong. Not only am I friendly and cheerful but I am also incredibly open about how I feel. Hum.

Both sexes have considerable charm and dignity, which make some male Virgoans appear effeminate when they are not. In marriage they can be genuinely affectionate, making good spouses and parents, but their love making is a perfection of technique rather than the expression of desire, and they must be careful not to mate with a partner whose sex drive requires a passion they cannot match. Nope wrong again

They are intellectually enquiring, methodical and logical, studious and teachable. They combine mental ingenuity with the ability to produce a clear analysis of the most complicated problems. They have an excellent eye for detail but they may be so meticulous that they neglect larger issues. Also, although they are realists, they may slow down projects by being too exact.
They are practical with their hands, good technicians and have genuine inventive talents, Thoroughness, hard work and conscientiousness are their hallmarks, and they are such perfectionists that, if things go wrong, they are easily discouraged. Because of their ability to see every angle of a many-sided question, they are unhappy with abstract theorizing. Appreciating the many different points of view as they do, they find philosophical concepts difficult, and they vacillate and have no confidence in any conclusions at which they arrive.

With these qualities, they are better as subordinates than leaders. Responsibility irks them and they often lack the breadth of strategic vision that a leader needs Virgoans are essentially tacticians, admirable in the attainment of limited objectives. Their self distrust is something they project on to other people and tends to make them exacting employers, though in the demands they make on those under them they temper this attitude with justice. They have potential abilities in the arts, sciences and languages. Language especially they use correctly, clearly, consciously and formally, as grammarians and etymologists rather than for literary interests, yet they are likely to have a good memory for apt quotations. Although they are well suited for careers in machine drawing, surveying and similar occupations, they are better fitted for a job in a library or office than a workshop.

Their minds are such that they need the stimulus of practical problems to be solved rather than the mere routine or working to set specifications that need no thought. They are careful with money and their interest in statistics makes them excellent bookkeepers and accountants. They also make good editors, physicists and analytical chemists. They may also find success as welfare workers, ministering to those less fortunate than themselves. They can be doctors, nurses, psychologists, teachers, confidential secretaries, technologists, inspectors, musicians, critics, public speakers and writers especially of reference works such as dictionaries and encyclopedias. Both sexes have a deep interest in history, a feature recognized by astrological authorities for at least two hundred years. If they go in for a business career their shrewdness and analytical ingenuity could tempt them into dishonesty, though they usually have enough moral sense to resist temptation. Female Virgoans may find a career in fashion, for they have a flair for dress, in which they can be trend setters. In any profession they choose the natives of this sign readily assimilate new ideas, but always with caution, conserving what they consider worth keeping from the past. They love country life but are unlikely to make good farmers, unless they can contrive to carry out their work without outraging their sense of hygiene and cleanliness.

Their faults, as is usual with all zodiacal types, are the extremes of their virtues. Fastidious reticence and modesty become old-maidishness and persnicketiness; balanced criticism becomes carping and nagging; and concern for detail becomes overspecialization. Virgoans are liable to indecision in wider issues and this can become chronic, turning molehills of minor difficulties into Himalayas of crisis. Their prudence can become guile and their carefulness, turned in on themselves, can produce worriers and hypochondriacs.
Possible Health Concerns...

Virgo is said to govern the hands, abdomen, intestines, spleen and central nervous system. Illnesses to which its natives are prone include catarrh, cold, coughs, pleurisies, pneumonia and nervous instabilities. Their natures make them inclined to worry and this makes them vulnerable to stomach and bowel troubles, including colic and ulcers. Male Virgoans may have trouble with their sexual organs. Both sexes are strongly interested in drugs and esoteric cuisine and as their delicate stomachs require them to be careful about their diet, it is essential that they treat their fascination with exotic food with extreme care.

This description fits me about 20% to 30%. It fits my best friend, a virgo like a glove. Perfectly. Go figure.

* LIKES
* Health foods (check)
* Lists (big check)
* Hygiene (check but i'm not a hypochondriac)
* Order (usually)
* Wholesomeness (LOL! i suppose.)

* DISLIKES
* Hazards to health (yep)
* Anything sordid
* Sloppy workers
* Squalor
* Being uncertain
(yes to all of the above)
 
I'm a Libra, some of the traits fit me, but not all.
 
Not really a match, but then again maybe I'm just as lazy at being a Capricorn as I am about everything else.
 
im a scorpio also, bourn on halloween.

it was pretty accurate with some points, but not 100%, more like 50%
pretty good though.
 
Astrology is complete bull****, period

I could provide anyone with any "profile" for any sign and you'd identify traits if you felt so inclined, but it wouldn't matter if I switched Capricorn for Libra or Gemini for Pisces.

Read a horoscope for yourself for today. Now read one for today from another source, and another. Do any of them say the same thing? No, because they're random, and vague, and aren't tied into anything at all. It's bull****. You might as well believe in the Tooth Fairy

Whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...whoa...


You tellin' me the Tooth Fairy isn't real? :csad:
 
Pisces is scarly accurate for me, especially about the artistically gifted part, and the skin diseases part.
 
Scarily accurate, to the point where it warns about kidney stones and I had a kidney stone when I was pregnant. ****ing thing HURT
 
I've been thinking about making this thread.
Damn my lazy Taurus ass.
 
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