Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

[Darkness Falls]

It's just a little air born, it's still good its still good

 

[Mdizzle]

It's just a little air born, it's still good its still good

"It's just a little slimy, it's still good!"

 

[Pink Ranger]

"It's just a little slimy, it's still good!"

That episode was a goldmine of memorable quotations:

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

"Don't kid yourself Jimmy! If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

"Uh ... you're hurting me ..."

"Come on, Jimmy. Let's take a peek at the killing floor!"
*GASP*
"Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it may be collected and exported!"

"Good news everybody! You don't have to eat meat. I made enough gazpacho for everyone!"
*CONFUSION*
"It's tomato soup, served ice cold!"
*LAUGHTER*
"Go back to Russia!"

... and finally ...

"You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!"

I actually sing this sometimes when I'm grilling a nice rib-eye at home. By myself ...

 

[Mdizzle]

"Come on, Jimmy. Let's take a peek at the killing floor!"
*GASP*
"Don't let the name throw you Jimmy. It's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it may be collected and exported!"

Troy McClure is my hero.

Also:

"This is lamb, not a lamb."

 

[Drakon]

"You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!"

This is actually an application question to one of my WOW guilds.

 

[Obi-Ron]

"You don't make friends with salad! You don't make friends with salad!"

I actually sing this sometimes when I'm grilling a nice rib-eye at home. By myself ...

There's never a bad time to sing this.

 

[Darkness Falls]

Hi i'm troy mcClure u may remember me from such films as christmas ape, and christmas ape goes to summer camp

 

[K.B.]

Canadian coast gaurd : "Take off you Shatner stealing Mexico touchers!"

 

[Mdizzle]

"Tonight, on MacGyver! MacGyver! MACGYVER!!!"
"Aunt Selma has one hour to live!"
"Hey, down in front!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

Bart: I know i got you mad once in awhile
(montage of homer saying D'oh)

 

[K.B.]

Great episode tonight...

Moe:" My invite didn't say nothing about no towel so why don't we all go scandinavian..uh? uh?"

Mrs Krabapple:" Your not even IN this class."

Ralph; "Willy swept me in here."

Bronson voiced Clerk :Son you buy a lot of glue but no models."

Auto: "Uh..."

 

[Mdizzle]

"You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

 

[Darkness Falls]

MaX power...... he's the man you'd loved to touch, but you mustn't touuuuccchhh.........
His Name sounds good in your ear..... but when you say it you mustn't FEARRRR
Cause he's name, can be saiiidddd by anyone

 

[The Joker]

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One of the funniest scenes in the whole series. Hilarious!!!

 

[Mdizzle]

"No tv and no beer makes Homer something something."
"Go crazy?"
"Don't mind if I do! bakljdslkjlkjdfs!"

 

[Kingfish]

FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson, at Terror Lake. Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.
Homer: Check!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]
FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha!
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]
[Hours pass by]
FBI man 1: Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]
FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]
Homer: I think he's talking to you.

Sideshow Bob: Poor Selma, you were having such a lovely evening.
[singing]
Sideshow Bob: And then I went and spoiled it all by doing something stupid like explode you...

 

[Mutagen]

Sideshow Bob episodes are classic. up:

 

[Obi-Ron]

Sideshow Bob: You can't handle the truth! No truth-handler, you!

 

[Mdizzle]

"It's German for the, Bart, the"

I still say this sometimes.

 

[Drakon]

So do I.

 

[Kingfish]

The greatest guest star in the history of The Simpsons:

Hank Scorpio: Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
[throws them out the door]
Hank Scorpio: Get the hell outta here! Ever see a guy say good-bye to a shoe?
Homer: Yes, once.


Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank Scorpio: Sugar? Sure.
[takes two handfuls of sugar out of his pockets]
Hank Scorpio: There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some cream?
[reaches back into his pockets]
Homer: Uh... I... no.



Hank Scorpio: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank Scorpio: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank Scorpio: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There.
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank Scorpio: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district!
Hank Scorpio: That's right.



Hank Scorpio: Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bunt?
Secret Agent: Scorpio, you're totally mad.
Hank Scorpio: Hah. I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk.
Secret Agent: So, do you expect me to talk?
Hank Scorpio: I don't expect anything from you, except to die and be a very cheap funeral.
[walks off]
Hank Scorpio: You're gonna die now.



Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country? Italy or France?
Homer: France.
[Scorpio adjusts a giant laser cannon pointing towards the sky]
Hank Scorpio: Heh heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy...

 

[Mdizzle]

Hahah Scorpio.

"There's Mary Anne's Hammocks. The best part is, Mary Anne gets in the hammock with you!"

 

[Darkness Falls]

(mr burns and smithers walk into moe's)

Burns: Watch me blend in...

(sits beside homer and puts arm on his shoulder)

Burns: ahh barkeep, some cheap domestic beer for me and my buddy here

Homer: I'm not your buddy u greedy old reptile

Burns: Smithers who is this

Smithers. uhh homer simpson sir sector sevingruben i mean sector 7g, recently terminated

Homer: that's right i lost my job so you can have another hundred million dollars.....

*homer Pokes burns in the chest*

Let me ask you something, does your money cheer you up when your feeling blue ?

Burns: yes

Homer: OK bad example.....
*homer stands over burns*
SO LEMME ASK YOU THIS!!!!! : does your money ever hug you when you come home at night?

Burns: why no....

Homer: and does it ever say "I love you" ?

Burns (sadly) no, it doesn't

Homer: Nobody loves you, Nobody loves you, your old and your ugly Nobody loves you

 

[Mdizzle]

^^ Great ep....The Land of Chocolate!

 

[Darkness Falls]

Horst: (Sinister) Okay, Mr. Burns, you win. But bevere. We Germans aren't all smiles und sunshine.

Mr. Burns: (Sarcastic) Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! (Hiding behind Smithers) Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!

Horst: Stop it!

Man: Stop, sir.

Mr. Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.

Man: Please stop the "pretending you are scared" game, please.

Horst: Stop it! Stop it!

Mr. Burns: (Pause) No! They're so big and strong!

Man: Stop it.

Horst: Stop it, Mr. Burns.

Man: Please stop pretending you are scared of us, please, now.

Mr. Burns: Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans--

Horst: Burns, Stop it