okay i am game!
1) Ginger or Mary Anne?
Ginger. I like em easy.
2) when i wash my clothes how come 1 sock always comes up missing?
Sometimes, a dryer will spin at the exact frequency necessary to open a hole to an alternate dimension. Everybodies missing sock is there. Incidentally, it's where your virginity goes when you lose it as well.
3) at the end of " the Sopranos" did Tony get whacked?
Yup, shot in the face by Robert Di Nero wearing clown makeup, a garter belt, and 6 inch high heels.
4) why not Horus or Osiris?
Cuz the Egyptian God compendium I was looking at when I was picking a name was in alphabetical order.
5) can i get Isis's phone number?
Okay, but just so you know, she's got a bad case of Bronze age Herpes.
6) If you had flash's powers how would you remake the new52 in your Image?
Kill all the heroes and villains so nobody can stop me from ruling the world. 
Or you know, universal healthcare or some junk.
7) do all dogs go to heaven?
No, they go to Chinatown.
8) when you take people souls do like leave something like the tooth fairy?
Well.....yeah.....but I'm not proud of it. Lets just say there's usually a little more protein in the cranial cavity than there was before they died. 
9) how many licks does it take to get to the center of toostie roll pop?
346....depending on the size of your tongue.
10 what happened to Amelia Earhart?
Flew into a time warp where she lived for another 20 years during the cretaceous period. She died making love to a T-Rex she named Lisa.
11) do gentlemen prefer Blondes?
No more than A-holes.
12) do you like Barry Allen?
Yeah, but he shoulda stayed dead.
13) why a jackal's head? why not like a Saint Bernard? or a french bulldog?
Cuz of all the dogs, Jackal heads are easily the most awesome. Flash Fact.
14) has Elvis really left the building?
Oh yeah, he's dead. I saw the bloated, poop packed carcass myself. 
and finally
15) what if there were no heaven or hell?( you are after all the god of the dead!)
