What is your favorite type of music?
Alt Rock I suppose
You can change one thing in Marvel continuity, what is it?
Everything The Avengers did since 2003 was a dream in the mind of Irving Forbush.
You can change one thing in DC continuity, what is it?
Everything since Infinity Crisis was all the dream of a boil on Ambush Bugs left butt cheek.
Do you have a significant other? If so, how did you meet?
No, just a couple of birds I have casual sex with every now and then. 
Pringles or Lays?
Hmmm, I'm gonna go with Lays....even though it gives me tuuurible gas.
Your about to be executed, what do you order for the last meal?
The warden's wife.
Tea or coffee?
Tea....Iced preferably.....with bourbon.
What is your favorite current run in comics right now?
Saga by Brian K. Vaughn
Have you ever killed anything IRL?
1000's of spiders, centipedes, roaches, ants, flies, hookers, bees, wasps, and 1 Rabid Opossum.
Are you an active member on any other forums?
Eh, not really.
How does one achieve 65k+ post?
Lots of dick jokes, one word posts like "Meh" or "Sweet", and a job that doesn't really require you to do much but sit around occasionally working, and the rest posting dick jokes, and one word posts like "Meh" or "Sweet" on a superhero themed message board.
If you could back hand to the face any Hype member who would it be and why?
Darthphere because it gets him off sexually.
You have one night to do with as you please any woman or man that has ever lived, who do you choose and why?
Edward James Olmos cuz, I mean come on. It's freakin Edward James Olmos.
What is your favorite video game?
Fallout New Vegas
Pirate movies or buy the DVD?
Bootlegs if they're screeners, otherwise, bootleg copies of DVD's. 
Have you ever had to testify on anything?
.....The Marshalls said I can't answer that question.
Your called in for jury duty, how do you get out of it?
Refer to myself in the 4th person at all times.
What is your favorite Chappelle's Show sketch?
The Charlie Murphy meets Prince one.
I'm going to see Chappelle on Tuesday, are you jealous?
I don't get jealous. I'm a God. I smoke stars.
Scotch, straight up or on the rocks?
Straight up.
What is your favorite form of social media?
....Tumblr
Best bad movie we should all watch?
White Chicks 
Your trapped in one of Jigsaw's games in a Saw movie, what happens?
I seduce him into letting me go.
How do you like your steak prepared?
Medium Well
What was the first CD you ever bought?
Enta Da Stage by Black Moon
Laserdisc, should we bring it back?
Pfft, bigass dvd's? F**k no.
Do you own any vinyl? If so what is your favorite one?
Yes. I inherited a bunch of my fathers stuff. My favorite would be I'm Still in Love with You by Al Green.
You just woke up in jail, what did you do?
Got drunk and humped the drive through speaker at McDonalds.....again.
Pornhub or Youporn?
xHamster
What brand of laundry detergent do you prefer?
Tide
What make and model cell phone do you currently own?
iPhone 4S
Comic sans, why is it so bad?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
What brand of shoes do you prefer?
Nike
What time do you go to bed and wake up?
When I pass out. Waking up depends on when I'm supposed to get up. 6:30 tomorrow....or today as the case may be.
In 5 words or less describe your home town.
Violent than a motha f**ka.
Do you own a leather jacket?
Nope.
What did you dress up as for last Halloween?
Anubis with the clap.
Do you have children? If so what are their first names?
Not that I know of.....
When is the last time you were at a club?
Two years ago. Fell asleep in a booth and woke up with 4 phone numbers in my hand.
Punk rock or Jazz?
Punk Rock
You find yourself lost in a forest, what do you do?
Find the Clitorus.
What should be inscribed on your tombstone?
He did what he did.
Do you play poker?
Yes.
Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox?
Chrome
What is your favorite type of sushi?
The one where they dip it in batter and fry it.
Rough estimate, how many comics do you own?
1200 or so.
You find yourself up for auction to the highest bidder, how much is the winning bid?
48 bucks and a bottle of Thunder Bird.
Polo or button up shirt?
Button Up
Is your room/house clean or messy?
Messy
If you had chosen a different path in life where would you have ended up?
