15 Minutes with Lord Valumart

[Lord Valumart]

Lord Voldemort: nose envy eternal self-defined victim?

He wants a nose, he just just doesn't want a nose.

Favorite Seinfeld character?

Never watched it...

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Bunch of sitcoms you enjoy? Favorite starring character?

Who is the prick? Why?

What if they remake "Batman: the Animated Series" with new art style, animation, and hire a voice actor doing the Bale marble gargling voice?

Favorite "How it Should Have Ended" episode?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Bunch of sitcoms you enjoy? Favorite starring character?
I love It's Always Sunny. They're just such awful people. I love it's wonderfully evil twists on the classic sitcom ideas, and how the chracters have evolved over time.
Who is the prick? Why?
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What if they remake "Batman: the Animated Series" with new art style, animation, and hire a voice actor doing the Bale marble gargling voice?
Then it won't be TAS. And much like The Batman, Brave and Bold, and Beware, I will not watch it.
Favorite "How it Should Have Ended" episode?
Err... pass. Never seen one.

Done.

 

[Duke]

Who is your favorite Bond??



Who is your favorite Bond villain?



Favorite Bond film??



Favorite Bond leading lady??



Aston Martin or Lotus??



Favorite Bond henchman?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Who is your favorite Bond??
Craig. He's got all the grit that you youngsters like in your films, but still enough over the topness to be Bond


Who is your favorite Bond villain?
Most Bond villains are largely forgetable to me.


Favorite Bond film??
Either Goldfinger, because that's when it goes utterly insane with stuff. Or Casino Royale, because it's just a really good film.


Favorite Bond leading lady??
Personality wise - they're all pretty much the same.
Looks wise - Diana Rigg. I mean look at her!


Aston Martin or Lotus??
Are you serious? Aston, always Aston.

Done

 

[Duke]

Favorite Bond song??



Favorite Bond gadget??



Do you believe On Her Majesty's Secret Service would've worked with Connery instead of Lazenby??

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Top 10 favorite insects?

Top 10 personal childhood traumas?

Favorite 1970's movie and TV series?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Favorite Bond song??
[You Know My Name. It was a song that shouted that Bond was back. He was coming for you, and he was going to kick you in the face. Plus the little nods to the past in the lyrics are cool.

Or this one:
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Favorite Bond gadget??
The underwater car. It was so cool.


Do you believe On Her Majesty's Secret Service would've worked with Connery instead of Lazenby??
It might have. It would have been interesting to see, thats for sure.

Done.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Top 10 favorite insects?
I'm partial to Dragon Flys, they're cool. I'm not sure of the names, but there was a museum when I was young that you just pulled out drawers and they were full of insects on sticks. That was awesome. But yeh, any kind of Dragon Fly.

Top 10 personal childhood traumas?
I got locked in a few toilets. Got my hand crushed by a car door. The worst one I can remember was getting a balloon while at a fair when I was like 4. It was a long balloon with a face on it. I remember loving that thing, like it was the best thing ever to be in my life ever. I think I let go of the string when one of my parents was doing my my jacket, and I screamed the ****ing place down. They got me another balloon, but I remember really hating the new balloon. Like proper intense hate. So yeh, that was traumatic.

Favorite 1970's movie and TV series?
Huh... All the stuff I thought was going to be in the 70's was in the early 80's or late 60's... Well buggar, Star Wars and The Muppet Show it is then.

Done.

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Thanks Lord Valumart, a lot.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Thanks Lord Valumart, a lot.

No problem I guess...

 

[Duke]

Which is your all-time favorite opening scene in the Bond series??

 

[Lord Valumart]

Which is your all-time favorite opening scene in the Bond series??

The car chase at the start of Quantum of Solace was fantastic. It's a shame the rest of the film was awful.

 

[slim_summers]

If you could only eat one type of meat for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

 

[Lord Valumart]

If you could only eat one type of meat for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

Chicken. It's the best meat.

Although if I said pig there's a lot of options there...

 

[DX]

Do you think they should still make Die Hard 6 after the abomination that was AGDTDH?

 

[Lord Valumart]

Do you think they should still make Die Hard 6 after the abomination that was AGDTDH?

No. Die Hard 4.0, while having some stupid ocer tht op action stuff, was still obviously a Die Hard film. The 5th one barely had a damn thing to do with the series. If it wasn;t for the title and character names I wouldn't have known I was watching a Die Hard film. The point of Die Hard was that McClane was just a normal guy thrown into an insane world of terroism or what have you. Hell, in the third one he spend the entire film hungover. In the first he barely makes it out alive. Plus in 1 - 4, there's a lot of real characters, and some very funny stuff going on.

5 is horrible. It fails in every possible way. The set up is stupid. The film exists as three massive poorly sturng together action scenes. The action is terriblely dull. The CGI is ****ing appauling. McClane, the guy that barely survived some guys in a building, manages to survive the entire ****ing Russian mafia constantly shooting at him. That's not McClane, thats generic action hero #4. I am more than happy for the Die Hard franchise to die.

 

[DX]

Bump!

Transformers 2: Worst film ever or Worst THING ever?

Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?

Thoughts on the Fantastic Four reboot?

Indiana Jones or Han Solo?

PS4 or XBox One?

Catherine Tate's left boob or right boob? You can only pick one

 

[Lord Valumart]

Bump!
That's not a question...
Transformers 2: Worst film ever or Worst THING ever?
I've seen worse films. Die Hard 5 was worse, Man of Steel was worse...
Did you expect the Spanish Inquisition?
No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. NO ONE!!
Thoughts on the Fantastic Four reboot?
It can't be worse than RotSS. The main fight was with a big wheel...
Indiana Jones or Han Solo?
Indy.
PS4 or XBox One?
PS4
Catherine Tate's left boob or right boob? You can only pick one
I'd say left. I'm going with the theory that you're not offering to cut it off and give it to me...

Done.