15 Minutes with The Hill

[Spider-Aziz]

with The Hill​

The Hill's assigned Movie to remake is...Tomb Raider 2!

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Question time!!

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?

What's the origin of your name?

What is your first name?

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?

Where is home for you? Where would you like home to be?

List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

List 30 movies you wish to see

Tell us about some of your interests

 

[Piper Maru]

If we're buying what are you having?

What 3 DVD's would you bring to a deserted island?

What's in your playlist?

What is your most embarrassing moment?

 

[Senator Pleasury]

Is it true that Hills have eyes?

 

[The Hill]

Question time!!

Where do you see yourself and what do you see yourself doing 10 years from now?

I'm currently laying the ground work to start my own painting buisness, hopefully, in 10 years my buisness would be in full swing with at least 3 crews under me.

What's the origin of your name?

If we are talking about my forum name, "HILL" is my last name. "THE HILL" was was inspired by 'The Rock' in '99. I used to (and still do every so often) refer to self in the third person.

If you are talking about my real name, it's Hebrew in origin meaning "descent or to descend" My mother wanted to give my name meaning, so as her descendant she named me as such. She almost named me "Xavier"

What is your first name?

JARED. Please, no Subway (the a-holes) or Diamond jokes. (girls)

Who do you feel closest to here on the Hype?

Zeroapoc, Dirty Harry, I'm warming up to NickNitro and Rodrigo90

If you were to meet any Hypester in real life, who would it be and what would you do?

I'd defiantly meet up with Zeroapoc and either scout some girls at the strip clubs, or spy on Zenith16's mating habits.

Where is home for you?

Hampton, Virginia

Where would you like home to be?

Where the heart is....or Japan.

List 15 superheroes you really enjoy

Geeze, 15?

The three Spider-Men (Peter, Ben, and Otto)
Hulk
Punisher
Luke Cage
She-Hulk
Storm
Black Panther
Wonder Woman
Cassandra Cain
Wally West
Superman
Nightwing
Aquaman is growing on me.

List 30 movies you wish to see

I'm not much of a movie guy so 30 is a bit much. In no order:

Tarentino movies
Basketball Diaries
Falling Down
Traffic
Bullet
Training Day
Friday the 13th 1-6
Pirates 1-2
Those are all the ones that have stood out as something special.

Tell us about some of your interests

I'm an animal guy. Whenever I have the free time (it's not that often these days.) I'd volunteer at the ASPCA and help take care of the animals there. Beyond that, I just like to watch wild life around me do what that do. I'd be one of those guys on NAT GEO or Animal planet that sit in hip-deep grass with my camera watching cheetahs taking down their prey, watching Hippos mate, or watch squirrels perform parkour around my front yard.

 

[The Hill]

If we're buying what are you having?

What 3 DVD's would you bring to a deserted island?

It its deserted, I assume there are no dvd players to play them.

Any spoof movie made after Scary Movie 2, Catwoman, and Samurai Princess (Japanese movie) I'd snap them in half and build makeshift weapons out of them this way, I can show my disdain AND make something useful.

What's in your playlist?
Music? It's not what, but who as the situation or mood changes

Wu Tang*
Darude**
Smashing Pumpkins
The Soundtrack to Tenchu: Stealth Assasins.

*= Collectively or Just Ghost Face Killah, ODB, Cappadonna, or Masta Killer.
**= Sandstorm


What is your most embarrassing moment?

Admitting Sandstorm is on my playlist. but before that. Dancing at the Prom.

 

[The Hill]

Is it true that Hills have eyes?

Eh...perhaps. I have one though.

 

[zeroapoc]

A, B, C or D?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Falling Down is awesome, worth the watch

Any video game movie you like?

 

[Rodrigo90]

Is it true you that you actually secretly like, Jane Levy?

 

[knowsbleed]

What is something you would like everybody to know about you but most don't?

 

[The Hill]

If we're buying what are you having?

Can't believe I missed that. Hmm...An Asian hooker with green eyes and long black hair, a large, thin crust pizza from Papa Johns (hold the pork) a Gallon of Arizona Tea, and a Dreamcast with a copy of Power Stone....oh and a box of condoms.

A, B, C or D?

"Z" as in Zemanova.

Ideally, C+/D- range.

Falling Down is awesome, worth the watch

I remember seeing it only one time, but it stuck with me. When I was younger. It was one of the tools that help shape me into the man I am today....sorta.

Any video game movie you like?

Tomb Raider. Speaking of Tomb Raider that remake you asked would most likely be like what the 2013 game had, but one exception, it would also have Liam Neeson in it. He would be required to kill 3 people before dying and giving Lara the spotlight.

Is it true you that you actually secretly like, Jane Levy?

Look, I'm totally indifferent towards Levy. I never saw Shameless, Subergatory, or Evil Dead. I never knew she existed until you started talking about her all the time Anything I know about her I get from that thread of hers.

Now, about this Katy woman you know....

What is something you would like everybody to know about you but most don't?

During the Fall between '95-'97 a lady friend (not to be confused with 'girlfriend') and I called ourselves the "Urban Sith Lords" we had made crude 'lightsabers' and go bag snatching on Halloween. It was the closest thing to 'cosplay' I had ever done.

 

[NickNitro]

Oh Hill....soo many things I'd like to know, soo little time.

Do you love thick women over skinny ones?

What career path would you of chosen if you had to do it all over again

Who are your top 5 favorite Comic Book Villains and why

What would your last meal be if you were on death row

Favorite TV show

Favorite Comic book run

Favorite Movie of All-Time (You can do favorite per Genre if you want)

uhhhhhhhh Ill think of more soon

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Wally's second & third story as the Flash in his own series are discouraging, dude almost had sex with a married woman he goes with knowing she's married
Does he get better after that?

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

Anyone ever say to you:

Hey, you kinda look like (celebrity name).

 

[The Hill]

Oh Hill....soo many things I'd like to know, soo little time.

Do you love thick women over skinny ones?

No. I love all types. There are things I can do with Kelly Hu that I can't with Christina Hendriks. Christina Hendriks has a lot to hold onto. A winner in both cases.

What career path would you of chosen if you had to do it all over again

As I mentioned earlier, I'm an animal man. I'd most likely be in in the Vet field.

Who are your top 5 favorite Comic Book Villains and why

I'll get back to you on that...

What would your last meal be if you were on death row

I'm lactose intolerant, so a lot of dairy. I'd like my last thought be whoever has to remove me has to deal with load I dumped in my pants.

Favorite TV show

It's a toss up between The Shield and House. Shield gets the edge as I've seen all the episodes. There wasn't a single unlikeable character on that show.

Favorite Comic book run

Hmm...Paul Jenkins' Peter Parker: Spider-Man run Followed by JM DeMattis Spectacular run

Favorite Movie of All-Time (You can do favorite per Genre if you want)

Pulp Fiction.

uhhhhhhhh Ill think of more soon

Wally's second & third story as the Flash in his own series are discouraging, dude almost had sex with a married woman he goes with knowing she's married
Does he get better after that?

I believe he does. He Married an Asian chick later on.

Anyone ever say to you:

Hey, you kinda look like (celebrity name).

Yep. This guy:

At first, it was my friends. Then, the strangers on the bus started making Freeway references behind my back.

Also, I've had several unsavory types walk up on me with ill intentions only to realise I'm not who they thought I was.

 

[DirtyHarry]

Do you love thick women over skinny ones?

C'mon Nick. Thats obvious

Edit: nevermind lol

Anyway.....

Favorite mainstrem rapper?

Favorite underground rapper?

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?

If you could fight any fictional character, who would it be?

Zombie survival plan?

Misa Campo or Alexandra Daddario?

 

[The Hill]

C'mon Nick. Thats obvious

Edit: nevermind lol

Uh, huh..not as obvious as you thought.

Anyway.....

Favorite mainstrem rapper?

Ghost Face Killah. Besides sharing a birthday with him (along with Lisa Ann, and Rosario Dawson t: ) He had a kickass Eagle Braclet. t:

Favorite underground rapper?

M.F Doom.

If you could fight any historical figure, who would it be?

The six guys who thought the KKK was a good idea in a guantlet.

If you could fight any fictional character, who would it be?

Tony the Tiger. Cuz, fighting tigers are badass. Don't let that smile and frosted crap fool you. He's still a tiger.

Zombie survival plan?

Don't go to Wal-Mart, find a cave, live of the land.

Misa Campo or Alexandra Daddario?


Misa Campo first. Alexandra Daddario an hour later.

 

[DirtyHarry]

You can only choose one!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Fan of Breaking Bad?

 

[NickNitro]

C'mon Nick. Thats obvious

Obvious for us maybe! But not everyone on the Hype I ask questions the audience wants to. I'm not in it for my own selfish gains

 

[The Hill]

Fan of Breaking Bad?

Never seen the show, but if the Gif Thread is to be believed, it's the greatest thing ever....next to Game of Thrones another show I have not seen.

 

[MrMaooz]

Yes thank you! I don't watch any of those shows either!

Well anyways, do you watch any sports?

Tom Cruise fan?

 

[The Hill]

You can only choose one!

I did. One at a time.

 

[Erzengel]

Hi my name is The Hill, you might remember me from such threads as.......

 

[Piper Maru]

What is your opinion about Hank Hill?