360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Master Chief]

take webcam fotos dude

 

[THWIP*]

So, I just found a new shirt in my closet and I look FABULOUS.

IT'S NOT ANOTHER HOMO-PINK ONE IS IT?

 

[블라스]

I will, actually

 

[블라스]

IT'S NOT ANOTHER HOMO-PINK ONE IS IT?

It's brown with stripes

 

[THWIP*]

It's brown with stripes

HOMO-PINK STRIPES?

 

[블라스]

Not like that

Hey, did you sleep well?

 

[THWIP*]

Not like that

Hey, did you sleep well?

LIKE THIS?

YEAH, 5 HOURS........WOO-HOO!

 

[블라스]

Actually, it's very similar
Only I have manly jeans and a manly brown sports jacket

 

[THWIP*]

Actually, it's very similar
Only I have manly jeans and a manly brown sports jacket

LOL....... NO WONDER IT WAS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CLOSET.


DON'T WORRY........SOON, IRMA WILL BE LAYING OUT YOUR OUTFITS EVERY MORNING.

 

[pornaddict]

I'll get a pic tomorrow

Don't let me down!!!

 

[Juturna]

Time for the beach... uh.. yay. All of you guys are so lucky sorrounded by your electronics and hotties. I'm sorrounded by sand and family.

 

[THWIP*]

Time for the beach... uh.. yay. All of you guys are so lucky sorrounded by your electronics and hotties. I'm sorrounded by sand and family.

BE CAREFUL NOT TO GET SAND IN YOUR 'GINA.

 

[Juturna]

I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this Thwip, but a real men has a penis

 

[Juturna]

Beach Time!

 

[THWIP*]

I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you this Thwip, but a real men has a penis

YOU HAVE A VAGENIS THEN.

 

[pornaddict]

YOU HAVE A VAGENIS THEN.

He does? TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR ME< I can bring my camera!!! Should make big bucks selling him online

 

[THWIP*]

He does? TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR ME< I can bring my camera!!! Should make big bucks selling him online

 

[pornaddict]

NICE, I am going to need to go touch myself now

 

[LetsHangBendis]

LOL....... NO WONDER IT WAS IN THE BACK OF YOUR CLOSET.


DON'T WORRY........SOON, IRMA WILL BE LAYING OUT YOUR OUTFITS EVERY MORNING.

But still not putting out

 

[THWIP*]

But still not putting out

MEH, IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL FOR HIM NOW.

I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID FOR HIM NOW; HIS HEAD IS LIABLE TO IMPLODE, FROM THE INTENSE VORTEX SUCTION HER VIRGINAL VAGINAL POWERS WILL EXERT ON HIM, THEIR HONEYMOON NIGHT.

 

[SteveJobs]

Is virginal vaginal a weird thing to say for anyone else?

 

[THWIP*]

Is virginal vaginal a weird thing to say for anyone else?

I THOUGHT IT HAD A NICE RING TO IT.

 

[XwolverineX]

Am I the only one who thinks that could be a good *********ion toy?

 

[SteveJobs]

Fleshlight > Anti-penis razor tunnel of doom.

 

[블라스]

Now I'm afraid of sex
Thanks Thwipp