360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Master Chief]

I'm afraid of it too Gammy. Let's hire some strippers. Chick strippers with big breasts and stuff. And thongs to stuff money in.

 

[블라스]

YEAH!
When's a good day for you?

 

[Master Chief]

Don't know, I'm like Kramer when school's off, so anytime.

 

[블라스]

So now, I only have to go to Canada....

 

[Juturna]

Man, the beach was gay untill I bought a Skim Board... skim boarding is by far the most bad ass thing I have ever done. It's a thin peice of wood, shaped like a boogie board but thin. You run at the ocean, and when you get about an inch deep, you throw the board infront of you and let it skid for a few seconds, then you jump on it and surf into the ocean, then when you catch a wave you can either jump it or ride it.

It was sweet. Makes video games look boring. I don't want to go back to kingdom hearts now

Check out the first 20 seconds of this vid to see how badass it is.
http://www.skimonline2.com/multimedia/videos/movie_1.wmv

 

[Master Chief]

or I could get Flash's powers and run to the Mexican border.

 

[블라스]

That looks fun Clint.

Matt: Yeah, we have the best stripclubs ever, only the girls almost always end up having sex with you

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Skim boarding is fun, except when you can't get the hang of it at first and fall back and hit the sand

Boogie boarding was fun too, I hit a little girl once, it was funny, I was going full speed and stuff too and I just saw her drop under my board

 

[Juturna]

Yeah, the water is ****ing freezing down here, and I never slipped back, I'd go foreward too far and my nose would get stuck in the sand, and I'd be doing front flips into the freezing water.

 

[SteveJobs]

Video games > Physical activity. Don't let that beach corrupt you Clint

 

[블라스]

I'm gonna have to quote you, DRT

 

[Juturna]

I'll agree with you friday, but I have a full day of skim boarding planned

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I miss west coast beach, the waves were quacktastic

and the water was actually cool too

 

[SteveJobs]

Why don't you quote one of many life sucks rants so that it's easier for kids browsing the website to see the truth?

 

[Juturna]

I'm gonna have to quote you, DRT

You left out the 'Clint' part, boost my ego... have me in your sig twice

 

[블라스]

Ok, like?

 

[SteveJobs]

What do you mean "like", it doesn't count if I have to tell you, gawd, nevermind Gamera

 

[블라스]

You left out the 'Clint' part, boost my ego... have me in your sig twice

Shazam!
I also need a WHF quote

 

[Juturna]

Ok, like?

Nevermind, it looks gay now... put it back

 

[Master Chief]

DRT, if you get me the 90 minute season finale of the shield by Sunday this week I'll send you Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter.

 

[Juturna]

I miss west coast beach, the waves were quacktastic

and the water was actually cool too

Did you used to live there? I'm moving to houston when I get older, so I can drive down to the beach every weekend.

 

[SteveJobs]

DRT, if you get me the 90 minute season finale of the shield by Sunday this week I'll send you Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter.

Torrent file or directly upload to you, and 1280x720 or 640x480? =|

 

[Master Chief]

Torrent file or directly upload to you, and 1280x720 or 640x480? =|

Latter would be best, smaller file. And torrent or direct, doesn't matter, lolz.

 

[SteveJobs]

You aren't going to send me ghost recon

 

[Master Chief]

Holy f**k you're good, not even ten minutes in and you've already botched my awesome operation here.