360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[EggoBreasts]

I don't know....
Make Kong live?

I can ship you a gorilla for like a wedding present or something

 

[Master Chief]

It's one of those really thin motorola phones. There's a little "LOST!!" advertisement on a pole across from my street from someone saying they lost their phone around that area, haha. On FRIDAY!

 

[블라스]

Matt: Yay!

PPP: Not A gorilla....Kong!

 

[EggoBreasts]

What's a RAZR phone and why does it sound just as gay when you say "pink" or "blue"?

It's the most amazing phone I've ever had, especially in black

 

[블라스]

Dude, WTF?
I have it

 

[Master Chief]

The blue one? Or the silver one? Or the black one?

 

[EggoBreasts]

Dude, WTF?
I have it

What do they call it in Mexico, navaja de afeitR ?

 

[블라스]

Nav...no!

V3, they call it.

Silver version, I have.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

My RA has that phone. He almost broke it completely. He's from Pakistan.

 

[블라스]

Hahaha that Pakistan comment was so random

 

[Puñietas]

omg it's like a cross between my WaffleKnockers and ROFLcopter names

what a *****e.

 

[Master Chief]

Dudes I love The Shins, they make me go to sleep and I have nice dreams and stuff. They're like an audio dream catcher or something.

 

[블라스]

Oh man, I'm going to New York with my dad next month, just the 2 of us!
Yankees, pizza, gray's papaya, museum of natural history!

Yay!

And then I'm visiting Thwippy in May!

Yay!

 

[Master Chief]

Get one of those I <3 NY t-shirts, hahaha.

 

[블라스]

I actually want to buy like a million hot dogs and bring them here

 

[Master Chief]

I'm sure if you have the cash that can be arranged.

 

[블라스]

But....how will I keep them fresh?

 

[Master Chief]

Maybe hire one of those NY people to cook at your house exclusively for a year?

 

[블라스]

That would be just....too good.

 

[블라스]

Wow, I completely HATE "Everybody hates Chris".

I also completely HATE "Everybody loves Raymond".

Cool, huh?

 

[Juturna]

Good night everybody.

 

[블라스]

Good night, Clint.

 

[Master Chief]

Yeah I'm going to bed too, I have a test in eight hours, depressing.

 

[Mentok]

 

[XwolverineX]

People are sleeping.