360, PS3, and N5, oh my! Conglomerate of THINGS.(NSFW/56k) Under 21 not admitted.

[Master Chief]

I don't sleep. I don't wait. Thus I am better than Chuck Norris, hahaha.

 

[Uriel Septim]

Did anyone watch Thief last night? Very good show, The Shield's heir.

 

[Master Chief]

I don't get FX damn you. But I did see TV spots, looked cool. Time to boot up Bitlord.

 

[XwolverineX]

http://www.gamerankings.com/itemrankings/launchreview.asp?reviewid=677220




As I read this I cry. You have to play the first games to understand. That's ****ing crap.

 

[Uriel Septim]

I had a dream last night where the black guy from Thief found Lem in his house, and he hit him a few times, got an axe, and hit him the throat a lot and stuff until his head totally gone and Lem was screaming and gargling blood and stuff, it was awful, I don't want dreams like that

 

[Juturna]

KINGDOM HEARTS 2!!! It will be mine... TODAY!!!

 

[블라스]

Thief?
Unless it's based on Garrett, it must be another crappy american tv show about yet ANOTHER super "badass" like Jack Bauer or Vic Mickey, please

 

[THWIP*]

WTF.....RED RANGER DOES GAY PORNO NOW?

I WONDER IF 'KRITIC' KNEW THAT WHEN HE USED THAT FOR HIS LAST USERNAME?

 

[Juturna]

Whao... awesome.

 

[블라스]

Wow....

 

[블라스]

I'm glad King Kong is dead.

He's not though

You really know how to hurt me, DRT

 

[Uriel Septim]

You know how to hurt me, stop hating America and it's badasses

 

[블라스]

I told you, I don't hate America.
I only hate their overrated "heroes" like Bauer and Mickey

 

[Uriel Septim]

Mackey, not Mickey

 

[MutualAgreement]

Woooooo! It feels goooood outside. Reminds me of Easter memories.

 

[블라스]

Yeah, Mackey.
I'm sorry.

Batman owns them both while having a burger with fries
And Craig's Bond too.

Come on, both Bauer and MAckey are fat and chubby, and are no good without their guns

 

[MutualAgreement]

Hevvo Gammy! !

 

[블라스]

Hey there Jackie

 

[Uriel Septim]

Have you seen Bauer and Mackey? Both of those guys are built. And if you've watched 24 or The Shield, you know they're plenty good without their guns. Mackey grilled someone's face off on a stove eye after beating him senseless because he refused to shut the hell up when Mackey was talking to him. And Thief is awesome too, they executed a crack head rat in the swamps and left him for the alligators

 

[MutualAgreement]

How are you doing today?

I've been reading a book about what people do with cadavers that donated themselves to science. It's interesting.

 

[블라스]

Pffft, that's the same thing you mentioned like a month ago

I doubt he'd be able to throw a punch at Batman.

 

[Uriel Septim]

That's because it was one of the defining moments in the history of being a badass. And I bet he'd figure out who Batman was and blackmail him into helping him get more money from dope dealers

 

[블라스]

I'm doing great!
Hmm...sounds interesting.

 

[블라스]

I bet he'd figure out who Batman was and blackmail him into helping him get more money from dope dealers

Hahahaha you're being funny again!

 

[MutualAgreement]

It is, and it's called Stiff of all things. Hrm.