9 Year Old Publishes book of Dating Advice.

[Spidey-Bat]

Already added to my Amazon shopping cart.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Already added to my Amazon shopping cart.

Me too. Ladies here I comet:

 

[Max J Power]

After a 4-year-old sold paintings for thousands of dollars or a mom sold the "monster" under her kid's bed for a few hundred, this doesn't seem so bad. It's really just an attempt to market something "cute."

 

[Danalys]

can we just ban blanket advice. and i'm not talking about advice on which is the best blanket.

 

[jaguarr]

LOL! Fox optioned this kid's book:

http://chud.com/articles/articles/1...SS-SUCCESSFUL-THAN-A-NINE-YEAR-OLD/Page1.html

jag

 

[Raiden]

I wonder if girls will turn down this kid's dating request in the future just to prove a point that he doesn't know **** about dating.

 

[JLBats]

This kid just has that look about him.
Like he's a ****ing dick.
****, I'm making fun of a nine-year-old. Thanks Hype!

 

[JLBats]

" "It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry," he writes in Chapter Three. "Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil." "

So, kids, go for that poor ugly girl who you can probably get as simply as giving her the chocolate bar out of your Lunchables.

What a little dickwad.

 

[Addendum]

"Make sure you get your cootie shot before you get to close."

Cooties will turn your brain into mush, your nipples into lips, and your dreams into screams

 

[Tigerking]

I bet Hotters Pimp will get this

 

[The Senator]

Has anyone seen "Synecdoche, New York"?

There's a scene in the movie where one of the characters discusses a book about a white supremacist who gets initiated into the KKK and becomes involved in the porn industry, which was written by a 4 year old before he committed suicide at the age of five.

This story reminded me of that scene.

 

[Nirvana]

Fox makes ****, so no wonder they decided to green light this.

 

[JLBats]

Has anyone seen "Synecdoche, New York"?

There's a scene in the movie where one of the characters discusses a book about a white supremacist who gets initiated into the KKK and becomes involved in the porn industry, which was written by a 4 year old before he committed suicide at the age of five.

This story reminded me of that scene.

I totally forgot that part of the movie, like how something slips away from you after a dream.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I wonder if girls will turn down this kid's dating request in the future just to prove a point that he doesn't know **** about dating.

He'll probably be like 'the nice guy' when he gets older...ya'know...'the nice guy'.

 

[jaguarr]

Fox makes ****, so no wonder they decided to green light this.

That was exactly my thought.

jag

 

[Lighthouse]

I cannot stop laughing that Fox optioned this, though I probably should stop remembering that these idiots have the rights for X-Men movies.

 

[LegendaryCaleb]

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil."
a whole lotta "oil"

 

[Catman]

Did anyone see him on Conan?