Air Conditioners

[Master Chief]

MINE spits ICE, what does yours do?

 

[Whiskey Tango]

Rapes teenagers.

 

[Matt Murdock]

Dances to the tango.

And conditions the air.

 

[Warhammer]

Eats babies.

 

[wiegeabo]

Kills kittens and terrorists.

And the occasional innocent bystander.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Simultaniously conditions my air, & reads poetry. Quite nice.

 

[Carcharodon]

"Rapes Teenagers," wins the thread.

 

[7alex]

Mines starts to drown it's self when i don't clean it.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Mine drowns out the tv when I'm trying to hear the dialogue, and blows a fuse when I vaccum.

 

[Untilteld]

Tickles crotch.

 

[Manic]

It gives me the sensation of biting into a York Peppermint Pattie, skydiving from 40,000ft with the cold wind in my hair, into a frosty blue Arctic ocean!

 

[Shuley]

it makes my bedroom nice and cold.

 

[Immortalfire]

My AC slices, it dices, and makes french fries in three different...whoops.

 

[tzarinna]

Gives me a cool, tingling feeling........down there.

 

[GoldenAgeHero]

someones in heat...

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

someones in heat...

Their air conditioner will cool them down.

 

[keith_v]

Mine cools the house... nothing fancy. It simply cools the house.

 

[tzarinna]

Mine cools the house... nothing fancy. It simply cools the house.

Well, get rid of it....you can do better.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

*********es

 

[SPIDER-MAN-ROX]

My air conditioner freezes up with ice if I run it to long so I have to keep defrosting it.

 

[POWdER-man]

Mine is keeping me from dying of heat exhaustion.....

 

[Majik1387]

Keeps the Hollywood ****es in rehab.

 

[POWdER-man]

Not working very well...

 

[Majik1387]

It's summer, it gets expensive after a while.

 

[thedeadite]

Mine is off, and will most likely stay off till my gf comes home. Then it will make noise, and cool the air to the point i need to put on a hoodie.