Almost my 1 yr wedding anniversary

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can you guys show some respect for muscles's anniversary and stop comparing glowing eye sizes?
Reddish glowing eyes are always better than whitish glowing eyes.
That's the rule...cosmic law.

 

[Duende Verde]

muscles, old friend...

A romantic get-away is in order!
You must take her to "This Forest", just south of Drisdos City.
I'll show you a map.​

I took Marlena there and she rode me like Stridor till the dawn, bro!​

Did you Ram-Man her Teela with your Mantenna or your Fisto?

 

[Prognosticator]

Put a little bit of all her favorite food into the Magic Bullet and make her an "Anniversary Smoothie".

Perfect!

 

[Prognosticator]

Harness the Power of BK Chicken Fries for her!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Mantenna

LOL, I never caught the obviously funny work of the disgruntled Mattel dude who came up with these names....Fisto, Mantenna..Ram-Man...

Yes, the disgruntled Gay Mattel employee...

There was a Snake-Man called "Tung Lashor" too.

 

[Mee]

Get your cousin, and reboot he Hype top 25 system. But come up with the top 25 things you love about her or something.

 

[Abaddon]

Get her a ring shaped like a Big mac.

 

[Babs Gordon]

Get her a spa package so she can really pamper herself... massage, facial, pedicure, seaweed wrap. All that stuff. It's usually stuff women won't buy for themselves and dream of getting them as presents. It's a one year anniversary, I feel like it doesn't need to be something she'll keep.

 

[Prognosticator]

LOL, I never caught the obviously funny work of the disgruntled Mattel dude who came up with these names....Fisto, Mantenna..Ram-Man...

Yes, the disgruntled Gay Mattel employee...

There was a Snake-Man called "Tung Lashor" too.

LMAO!! t: I honestly wanted to give them the benefit of the doubt on those names, but I don't know if I can know! t: