Return of Erzengel (Celebrating 3 Years on SHH)

[Erzengel]

Dude, dude, dude

dude.

I've seen everything and I've never seen anything so......







Anyway, Erz, you're simply the best, better than all the rest.
You are like the Star Wars or Beatles of the Hype in that you have the crossover appeal.
Smart people love you, morons love you. Old people love you, the kids love you. Uptight traditionalists love you, and subversive, transgressive pervs and degenerates love you. Whites love you, and Blacks love you. The dudes want to be you and the chicks want your socks rolled up and jammed into their mouths. The deluded illogical Christians love you as do the deluded illogical Atheists and the groovy agnostics. We who are too cool for school find common ground with the Yaddle-F***ers in loving you.

BTW, I looked it up and for the 3rd Anniversary, gift-wise you're supposed to give Leather or Glass. I vetoed all the leather+glass jokes though.

When I didn't shave for my vacation, I discovered for the first time, white/gray hairs in my beard. Some people are upset by this, but I thought it was cool.

In a similar way, like all the oldbies I loathed when I joined because they'd only talk about how much cooler the Hype was a couple years ago and how criminal it was that the n00bs were unaware of the proud heritage of these now unknown posters, like Masteryoda and S.I.G. and crap.....we've morphed from Hype Megastar spitfires into legends, and the youth always turn their backs on the heroes from the past.

But I think it's cool, like dying and going to Valhalla a hero, or magically turning into a colossal statue, not the same person, a different world, but now monumental, for the ages.



But yeah, you know in my Hypeiversary thread there were 80 or 90 thanks.
Now, I think I'd just say, "Yo, 3 years. I'd like to thank everyone on:" and then put a link to The Site That Must Not Be Named, if you could post links.

I must admit. I started mentally making a list and like 60 or 70% of the posters were exclusively on the Site That Must Not be Named, the other 20% are bi-curious which leaves like 10% or like 5-10 people to thank.

It's almost time to do the sad Hulk music theme as we walk away as we turn our backs on the 15 Lounges, Lohan and Alba Appreciation threads and the Parental Guidance suggested topics.

I'd like to close by saying this one last thing....

Nipple.

Thanks to you ten to a dozen posters who make posting here a little enjoyable. You know who you are. :heart:

 

[AndThePickles]

Erzy-pooh,

Congrats on being at a place to waste time for so long. I know that without message boards, I would spend many bored hours at work once I was actually finished with my job.

Don't forget, when you and your woman make a love child, dress it like this:

Here are some tasty cakes for you:

:heart: :heart: :heart:

 

[Erzengel]

Thanks ATP and thank you for being one of the buffers in the sausage fest that is these messageboards.

One day I will scan a picture of the greatest birthday cake (Millenium Falcon) that was ever made for me for my 5th birthday.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

You have a cake scanner!?

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah uses lasers and everything.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

'Gotta love cakenology.

 

[AndThePickles]

It looks like this:

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I would dance in it.

 

[Erzengel]

I would dance in it.

Especially if the music was techno.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This cake scanner sounds like a sweet investment.

 

[BRUTAL]

 

[Erzengel]

Ms. Franklyn Richards aka Aunt Petunia in June of this year celebrated his 5 year anniversary.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=276397

5 posts.

Catman in July of this year also celebrated his 5 year anniversary.
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=278692

38 posts.

Is this what 2 years does?

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hey, Erz. 87 (and counting) replies isn't much more than 5.

 

[StorminNorman]

Hooray Erzengel!

 

[Erzengel]

I still outrank any existing birthday thread.

But I don't care how many replies or spamming is in this thread, at least it's more than 2 pages.

 

[Erzengel]

Hooray Erzengel!

Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and someday you too can celebrate 3 years brotha.

 

[BRUTAL]

Erzamania?

 

[kainedamo]

ATTENTION WHOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

ATTENTION WHOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!

Oh the irony.

 

[Erzengel]

Erzamania?

Whatchoo goin' do Brutal when Erzamania runs wild on you!!!

 

[Armand Z Trip]

Guess what... I got a fever and the only prescription... is more Erzengel.

Congratulations!

 

[BRUTAL]

Whatchoo goin' do Brutal when Erzamania runs wild on you!!!

Do I smell marketing??

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

ATTENTION WHOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha, you know what?
When Erz makes a thread where he calls in sick to work and begs people to make requests for things he should do on his webcam, like saying "face" like "Fee-Us", and rolling on the floor with a gun, and fidgeting around his bedroom.....and when he makes a thread about, "Hey! I finally caught up with normal people and stopped living withMommy and Daddy!!! AND, I tied my own shoes this morning! ", and when he makes a thread about how he's going to be making some big changes in his life, and is going to depart from the Hype, to create a piece of art, and he won't return until it's done.....then.....

lol

 

[Erzengel]

Nothing beats..."Vicki's boyfriend doesn't wash his hands after he uses the urinal." And how do you know this? "Because I was watching him."

wtf?

 

[BRUTAL]

Ew, he's one of those?