Alternate uses for super-villain/hero powers

[Vanguard07]

Starfox: Prostitute.

 

[Silicon Surfer]

Empath: psychotherapist.

 

[Venom.Symbiote]

Iron Fist would be a master Pimp. He's already got the big collar and the lime green outfit, not to mention that pimp slap would be devastating.

"Where's my money? Don't make me harness my Chi B*tch!"

 

[KevanG]

Heres a few more
Banshee, Songbird, Angar the Screamer, and Syrin - Opera singers
Mr. Fantastic, Iron Fist, Giant man, Beast, Colosuss, Cyclops, ect... - Porn Stars (by name alone )

 

[SpideyInATree]

Spider-Man could be a window-washer...

You stole that idea from me in another thread!

 

[KevanG]

You stole that idea from me in another thread!

I put that in the first post at the start of the thread

 

[onceasaint]

Jubilee and Dazzler - Macy's Day Fireworks Display Specialists

 

[SpideyInATree]

I put that in the first post at the start of the thread

I put it in a post about over a year ago when there was a thread on this same exact subject.

 

[Mr. Walters]

Magneto would be a bad ass air traffic controller.

 

[3dman27]

Iron Fist would be a master Pimp. He's already got the big collar and the lime green outfit, not to mention that pimp slap would be devastating.

"Where's my money? Don't make me harness my Chi B*tch!"

no he'd be the perfect phys ed teacher

 

[War Lord]

Bullseye would make out probably the best as a major league pitcher. Nobody could ever get a hit on him, assuming he keeps his homocidal tendencies in check.

 

[unstoppable]

Magneto would be a bad ass air traffic controller.

Magneto airport metal detector

 

[Mr. Walters]

There's that too.

 

[Vanguard07]

Black Bolt could be a mime.
Quicksilver could be an assembly line worker.
Jamie madrox could be an entire assembly line... or just about anything else. There's practically no job Jamie Madrox couldnt be great at.

 

[The Cleric]

imagine madrox powers working on a drunk girlfriend...